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Ruth and Ed are gonna get it on

37 replies

RavenVonChaos · 04/01/2013 22:25

While she helps him with his computing....
I soooo want Ruth to have mad sex in the dairy.

Had to share

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missmapp · 04/01/2013 22:32

oh noooooooooooo

RavenVonChaos · 04/01/2013 23:06

Yes it's gonna happen Wink

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changeforthebetter · 04/01/2013 23:10

Whaaaa? Please tell me this isn't Archers-related?! Shock

Wotnow · 04/01/2013 23:18

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BooCanary · 04/01/2013 23:24

Wtf - no way! Says who?

changeforthebetter · 04/01/2013 23:24

Ifty and Lizzie Shock What about Kirsty??? Don't keep up with TA so much these dats but heard last nights. Seemed to be all Linda and Kenton and that Lord of Misrule tediousness.

missmapp · 05/01/2013 13:26

Tis better than Emma and David I suppose, imagine the whinging!!!

Susan will never cope either way.

GrendelsMum · 05/01/2013 20:20

No, it's way going to be Ifty and Lizzie and we said it here first.

HearMyRoar · 06/01/2013 08:34

I think Ruth's mad affair with the cow man is still too recent for her to have another torrid scene of passion in the dairy.

I do feel sorry for kirsty though, she seems so nice and generally quite sane I think she deserves a bit of niceness. Maybe her, Fallon and Helen will forsake men completely and form a lesbian commune.

ppeatfruit · 07/01/2013 09:37

Yup grendels we said Ifty and Lizzie a while ago and it's happening!! (clever us emoticom!)

But hearmyroar Kirsty doesn't reckon that Ifty is "husband material". Anyone wonder why???

choccyp1g · 07/01/2013 10:50

But what about the new cowman and Usha? He was offering tea and biscuits within minutes of meeting.

ppeatfruit · 07/01/2013 11:30

OOh was that yesterday's choccy? i'll comment after listening this aft.

R4 · 07/01/2013 13:01

Don't get too excited pp. The scriptwriters may have tried to give him an interesting back-story but he comes across the airwaves as even more boring than Paul.
Bet you didn't think that was possible! arf

ppeatfruit · 07/01/2013 15:58

He was just being neighbourly choccy "Oh the cowman and the vicar's wife must be friends!!"Grin Nah as you said R4 he doesn't seem very sparky. Any way Usha's a loyal wife. We haven't heard about or from Amy for a while do we reckon she's been put in the soap big baby cupboard?

ppeatfruit · 07/01/2013 16:02

BTW R4 I quite fancy Paul Shock He's a bit of a twit, wanting what he can't have, maybe deliberately (some men like secret double lives ) DF was like that Grin. I don't remember if he's been married or IS married. Anyone?

R4 · 07/01/2013 18:13

Maybe I'm being unfair on CowMan (so boring I can't remember his name) and we will warm to him but he seemed very deadpan and monotone. I couldn't help thinking that he sounded too much like Paul - they could have given him a Canadian twang to differentiate things.

Talking of Paul, didn't he used to be married, now divorced, IIRC.

NormaStanleyFletcher · 07/01/2013 18:15

Agree ifty and lizzy

GrimmaTheNome · 07/01/2013 18:16

I was only half listening, was that the new cowman? I must have missed a few, I didn't know there was a new cowman and he didn't sound like one.

R4 · 07/01/2013 18:56

We were being rude.Blush
For 'cowman' read 'international, high-flying Manager of BL's MegaDairy'

GrimmaTheNome · 07/01/2013 19:34

Yes, I realised as I listened tonight. Evil capitalist MegaCowMan (with wife in background).

HearMyRoar · 07/01/2013 19:35

He's from Hampshire I think he said, everyone in Hampshire is super posh don't you know.

Tommy · 07/01/2013 19:38

I also thought Lizzie and Ifty..... or maybe Nigel is still very much there in the background? No way will it be Ruth and Ed Grin

and yes - we are all v posh in Hampshire Hmm

RavenVonChaos · 07/01/2013 20:59

Who did Ruth shag in the dairy before?

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R4 · 07/01/2013 22:03

Ruth didn't actually shag anyone. She had an assignation with Sam the cowman but pulled out at the last minute (so to speakBlush)

I like Ron/Rob's monniker of Evil Capitalist MegaCowMan. He shall henceforth be known as ECMCM. Is that nearly E=MCsquared?Confused

ppeatfruit · 08/01/2013 10:52

Yes Rob and R4 I thought when the ECMCM was saying how lovely and quiet Canada was that him and his ilk do their best to upset the tranquillity of any pleasant countryside. Sad

I'm thinking of around here in Fr. (we live here 50% of the time) where they erect disgusting concrete tower wheat dryers/storers without a thought for the environment and yet try their hardest to pretend they're 'green'.

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