Ruth and Ed are gonna get it on

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While she helps him with his computing....
I soooo want Ruth to have mad sex in the dairy.

Had to share

oh noooooooooooo

Yes it's gonna happen

Whaaaa? Please tell me this isn't Archers-related?!

Wtf - no way! Says who?

Ifty and Lizzie What about Kirsty??? Don't keep up with TA so much these dats but heard last nights. Seemed to be all Linda and Kenton and that Lord of Misrule tediousness.

Tis better than Emma and David I suppose, imagine the whinging!!!

Susan will never cope either way.

No, it's way going to be Ifty and Lizzie and we said it here first.

I think Ruth's mad affair with the cow man is still too recent for her to have another torrid scene of passion in the dairy.

I do feel sorry for kirsty though, she seems so nice and generally quite sane I think she deserves a bit of niceness. Maybe her, Fallon and Helen will forsake men completely and form a lesbian commune.

Yup grendels we said Ifty and Lizzie a while ago and it's happening!! (clever us emoticom!)

But hearmyroar Kirsty doesn't reckon that Ifty is "husband material". Anyone wonder why???

But what about the new cowman and Usha? He was offering tea and biscuits within minutes of meeting.

OOh was that yesterday's choccy? i'll comment after listening this aft.

Don't get too excited pp. The scriptwriters may have tried to give him an interesting back-story but he comes across the airwaves as even more boring than Paul.
Bet you didn't think that was possible! arf

He was just being neighbourly choccy "Oh the cowman and the vicar's wife must be friends!!" Nah as you said R4 he doesn't seem very sparky. Any way Usha's a loyal wife. We haven't heard about or from Amy for a while do we reckon she's been put in the soap big baby cupboard?

BTW R4 I quite fancy Paul He's a bit of a twit, wanting what he can't have, maybe deliberately (some men like secret double lives ) DF was like that . I don't remember if he's been married or IS married. Anyone?

Maybe I'm being unfair on CowMan (so boring I can't remember his name) and we will warm to him but he seemed very deadpan and monotone. I couldn't help thinking that he sounded too much like Paul - they could have given him a Canadian twang to differentiate things.

Talking of Paul, didn't he used to be married, now divorced, IIRC.

Agree ifty and lizzy

I was only half listening, was that the new cowman? I must have missed a few, I didn't know there was a new cowman and he didn't sound like one.

We were being rude.
For 'cowman' read 'international, high-flying Manager of BL's MegaDairy'

Yes, I realised as I listened tonight. Evil capitalist MegaCowMan (with wife in background).

He's from Hampshire I think he said, everyone in Hampshire is super posh don't you know.

I also thought Lizzie and Ifty..... or maybe Nigel is still very much there in the background? No way will it be Ruth and Ed

and yes - we are all v posh in Hampshire

Who did Ruth shag in the dairy before?

Ruth didn't actually shag anyone. She had an assignation with Sam the cowman but pulled out at the last minute (so to speak)

I like Ron/Rob's monniker of Evil Capitalist MegaCowMan. He shall henceforth be known as ECMCM. Is that nearly E=MCsquared?

Yes Rob and R4 I thought when the ECMCM was saying how lovely and quiet Canada was that him and his ilk do their best to upset the tranquillity of any pleasant countryside.

I'm thinking of around here in Fr. (we live here 50% of the time) where they erect disgusting concrete tower wheat dryers/storers without a thought for the environment and yet try their hardest to pretend they're 'green'.