If I was Adam...

[bea]

i wouldn't want to wake up!!!! To be confronted with Odious Brian and Simpering Jennie... hmm?

I love The Archers... but I get sooo frustrated and cross with it.... i'm not sure I like any of the characters...!! DH despairs of my ranting at the radio... Tony and Tom! Arggh!!! there's another one!!! Gawd Help me!

but i do love it!!!

Just how deluded is Jenni?
I loved how she is convinced that Debbie is 'frantic' and Adam would spring out of bed if he could hear her voice and yet when pressed had to admit that in true Archer style work comes first and Debbie can't be arsed to get on a plane.

What happened to Adam?

SPOILER ALERT!

adam tackled some bad men and they got into fisticuffs... the result being he was knocked unconcious and is now in a coma...

and i apologise... the title should read
'If I were Adam...'

Oh yes and another thing! Usha!!! Just tell Alan!!! ARgh!.... 'oh Alan I have something important to tell you... oh there's the door...we'll talk later!'
Just spit it out woman!!!!

What is Usha so keen to tell Alan?

Is it that she has twigged that the supposedly lovely Clive is in fact married......?

Adam is going to wake up and be ok isnt he?????????? (I like Adam - he has to be ok!)

The only character I absolutely cant bear is Cathy....... (wierdly can never quite understand why you all cant bear Helen and Tom and Brenda and and and.....)

Helen - sanctimonious and smug! and prone to hysterics!
Tom The Sausage King of Borsetshire - an arse! Would sell his own mother and father if it meant he could get Underwoods to stock his ready made meals!!!
Brenda - a doormat, simpering and ready and waiting with tom's pipe and slippers!!!

ARgh!!!!

Maybe Adam will wake up straight?

discophile - that made me giggle!

Breathless Jenni! Oh Shut Up Woman!!!! ARGH!!!

I love it too Bea but I'm soooo annoyed about the factory farm being passed by planning and I won't be happy till it's aborted maybe they'll find an SSI or archeological remains or something. Yes poor Adam being in that grasping family!!

Yes Adam should wake up straight! That would be super. And Usha he's a vicar, tell him please! Perhaps it will tip Alan over the edge and he will kick the shit out of Amy's married lover!!

he should wake up straight and a passionate proponent of organic humane farming and marry Helen!!!!!

the factory farm will not happen surely
maybe they will find newts

I hope so Shalli

I missed the attack, was it homophobic or had Brian got fed up with his stance against the factory farm and got Debbie to send over some Hungarian thugs to sort him out?

LOL. Nothing complicated: just a standard farm theft that turned nasty. Remember Tom had his quad bike nicked, Chris had tools stolen etc? - it was that lot.

Are the thieves going to be connected to Elona's husband?

Oooh, good thought Panzee. The idea will get tongues wagging.
Do you think that anything will ever come of the hay or silage or whatever-it-was that got stolen from Brookfield last summer?

the denouement of the Usha/AMy/Alan thing..

blech!

Poor Usha. Victim of blatant plot device to stir up familial tension.

it is really unfair. Usha is so nice.

Tony nd Tom annoyed the hell out of me today..

Brenda didn't sem to be all that doormatty though...

Endless and grimma I'm on another thread about Usha's problem! IMO there should be ONE thread for TA!