Oh not bacteria fingers goes back to the dairy! Post your Borchester Gazette headlines here!

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'Shitty Fingers Makes Return to Organic Empire'

Underwoods will have a promotion on: Free Toilet Roll with each Ice Cream purchase.

typhoid mary returns to plague dairy.

every cloud has a silver lining, clearly

Does this make any sense? The Bridge Farm crew have invested huge amounts of time, energy and money in re-branding and distancing themselves from the E.Coli thing ... only to re-employ the cause of all their problems. Barmy!

For Gods sake don't try the chocolate ripple ice cream.

Or the rum raisin.