'So all they need now is a body...'

[GrimmaTheNome]

Nominations for who will be the first occupant of Ambridge's Green Burial Site..

Kenton said it so cheerily, we can't have long to wait...

Tony. Overworked, stressed, miserable. Unwitnessed sudden cardiac arrest while doing the milking that Tom should have done. Guilt and recriminations all round.

Oh Tom pretty please? Bashed over the head by a plastic tray filled with pork cobbler. By Brenda an unknown assailant.

Oh yes and the green burial site would be right up Pat's street.

Tony would be the obvious candidate, perhaps too obvious. Moaning about being out in the cold, I think he's due to be hospitalised with pneumonia.

Although Joe is getting on isn't he?
And Peggy...

Ooh and Peggy would leave all sorts of last will and testament ishoees
And Jack must be due to pop his clogs soon enough too.

Surely Peggy would want a traditional plot in the churchyard for herself and Jack?

Joe becoming Bartleby's first customer would have a certain poignance I suppose.

@GrimmaTheNome

Surely Peggy would want a traditional plot in the churchyard for herself and Jack?

Joe becoming Bartleby's first customer would have a certain poignance I suppose.

Yyy to Peggy and the churchyard.

Yes, it really ought to be a woman next. The last I can remember was Betty and that's ages ago (not counting Ivy, she was an offstage character)

LOL at miserable chuffbag

It might be Susan, then Tracey could make a move towards Neil

Is that on the cards heronsfly? I am a bit behind I have to say....

hmmmmm not sure that they are really heading that way, but we do seem to be hearing a lot about Tracey, Neil and the paint

No, Neil is going to get banged up for murdering Joe for his drunken tiling.

as the resident diyer here. if I was on the jury, well not a chance of a conviction. just the thought of someonne doing that has upset me. It was bad enough when I had to repaint my lovely skirting boards in dd's room after sil/h painted the walls and got paint on the skirting boards. [pfb emotion]

It's surely got to be Bert-father-of-useless-Horrobins hasn't it? That way all all the stuff about Tracey getting the house signed over to her will come out.

No, too soon after Ivy and they're obviously building up Horrobin plotlines. I suppose they needed a token benefit-scrounger for topicality hence the feckless Gary. The Tracey/house thing could wait for years before coming to light - they play a long game!

Susan's dad - so there can be a huge fuss over Tracy getting the house.

Thinking back to Joe and his ferrets ... do you think there will be room for a whole herd of Brookfields cows. BTW the definition of the term 'Brookfield cow' could be wide enough to include likes of Ruth, Emma and possibly Pip.

Nah you're all wrong as I said in another post it's going to be 'everyone hates me' Brian the despoiler of Ambridge with his shitty factory farm and serve him right IMO!!!! Oh and annabel will prove up the duff with yet another of his basxxxds!!!!