if only DAVID had fallen off that roof...

[goldenbirdies]

We would never had had to hear again the horrible sound of him huffing and sighing before every line he speaks, or the even more horrible sound of him and Ruth trying to emote, or the ultimate horrible sound 'DEEAAVIDD!!'

I'll bet they could have got just as many 'exciting' repercussions out of him dying as Nigel. Oh, if only. Oh Well. .

Hey! Anyone else picking up vibes about Brian and Annabelle? Jennifer's away and Ruairiaiai is being packed off to ireland...

No, just imagine how much Ruth would have said 'ooooooooohhhhhhrrrrrr nooooooohhhhhhhrrrrrrr Deeeeaaaavvviddddddd' if he was dead.

There's been vibes between Brian and Annabel for ages (we all know his record) and didn't she nearly get it on with Mat of all people!!

Oh no he can't have another affair! Has the man no shame? (Don't answer that)

Never mind David falling off the roof, it was a pity the boiler didn't explode and blow them all to he*l.

So the cat's going away and Rory is going to top up his Irish accent, what is a philandering SOB going to do with his time.. :)

Mind you he's getting on a bit i wonder if he'd be able to cope with a younger woman, maybe it'll be the end of him as well

Surely Brian's in his seventies by now? He may have had a track record in the past of being one for the ladies but it's pushing it a bit to think the fair Annabel would still want to polish his conkers.

I've missed a bit, why is Rhoari being sent away to Ireland? Brian and Annabel, surely not. Poor Jennifer.

I thought Matt and Annabel did do the dirty actually, but maybe I'm wrong.

Rhoari's off to Ireland to facilitate some sort of Brian-related wrong-doing, surely?

Meanwhile, Kenton and Jolene: I know they're supposed to be around the same age but she sounds like his Grandmother.

I think it's odd that Kenton ends up with Sid's one time partners. Not good for Kathy and her son.

I think squeaver that they were nearly caught by Lilian but the bad behaviour didn't happen, it def. put Annabel off. Sue52 one can't tell where cupid's dart will fall though can one?

I think Kenton and Jolene are meant to be about the same age aren't they? She's always being talked up as one of Ambridge's big sexpots but trouble is her accent is so daft and unattractive you can't really believe in it. What am I saying - you can't believe any of it anyway! In which case it's highly possible that Brian might at least try it on with Annabelle.