SATTC - post your best guesses here!

[LaLoose]

So... it's driving me MAD. They are TOYING WITH US. TOYING, I TELL YOU... Three dull episodes after another. So to liven things up, please can we all guess what it actually going to happen on Sunday? By the way, I have no idea, so this isn't a spoiler thread, just a game. Me first (incidentally, I think all the Hellin/Emmur baby stuff is a red herring):

1 Jamie hospitalised (or worse) with overdose. Kathy suicidal.
2 Outsiders robbing The Bull and shooting Fallon and/or Harry dead. Or robbing Lower Loxley and taking out Lizzie, Nigel and the twins.
3 Kenton and Jolene to emigrate/elope to New Zealand together.

Anyone else? Come on, let's play.

I'd forgotten Ruth. Was thinking of Darling Lizzie with her heart problems (she's always ready to go, of course) when she had the Dear Twins. And then wasn't it Hayley's baby who was very ill?

Herons - you might have a great theory there about harry. He's been very tolerant of jazzer despite provocation.

Ooh hang on two seconds re: Harry. Have just seen the Archers website call the new baby "Harry Archer" ("Of course, we don't actually know what was the outcome of Nigel's fall, or how little Harry - or Helen - will progress after the dramatic birth.")

Harry & Ian in one name? Poor mite. One must be dad surely?

Maybe Helen will come clean and announce that Nigel was the sperm donor,and Henry another heir to LL.

Mmmm. SURELY Ian is the dad? Was watching that programme about the Archers a couple of days ago (made 3 years back) and there was a sound clip of two men discussing donating sperm to someone. So has Helen come out and asked outright for Ian to do it in the past then?

No, there was some Irish lass who was up for it - can't remember her name but it began with an M - Maddie maybe? All fizzled out, forget why. Nothing to do with Helen though.

I think she was called Mags, lived in London so was only ever talked about. She changed her mind in the end.

Yes, Mags. So why did Helen call her baby Henry Ian rather than - say Henry John, after her brother? Seems odd to me ...

well she said tonight it was because Ian had been such a support while she was pg.

(but as Henry's birthday was also John's birthday you'd think she would have stuck John in there too...)

Well John and Ian are the same name anyway I suppose.

Ian didn't sound like he'd donated any sperm. Did he do any more than paint a few skirting boards?

I ricochet between wishing I had a friend like Ian and wanting to flick him for being far too annoyingly nice and supportive to everyone.