Everybody here seems to listen to The Archers! In fact, every thread on here in the top 10 apart from this one is about the Archers...
Maybe Mr Tempah and Mr B, or fellow rappers, should be put on the Today Programme for an experiment.
"So we, 'as got Nick Clegg 'ere, oo is da main man of da Liber-all! Democratic!! Partee! An' da Deputee Prime Minis-TAH! Reespeck, Nick. Why is you not Prime Minis-TAH?"
"Um, well, there was a coalition agreement back in May which -"
"Is you not like jus' David Cameron's pussy like?"
"Um, look, coalition agreements mean that you don't get everything-"
"An' wot abaht all da poor people wot cannot go to universitee now, eh? Why does you bein' so 2-faced about dis tuition fees ting, hmm?"
"If I could set out the actual plans in the new agreement-"
"Doan gimme dat, you is' jus' screwin' over all dem people who voted Lib Dem!"
(Yes, OK, it's a bit Ali G, needs some work...)