"Lynne these are sex people"

[dressinguptime]

Just saw this on Twitter with the quote (Alan Partridge linked below if you don't know it) "Lynne these are sex people" from someone called Miffy so can't take any credit but have a look at this. Very tongue in cheek description "Extensive entertainment facilities"; "versatile entertainment facilities" and "offering excellent versatility for a variety of uses (subject to any necessary consents)."

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/91202910#

Original Partridge sketch:

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"Home business and lifestyle potential" 😂
I bey the estate agents had a field day writing that up.

Jesus, it looks grim. The decor is a weird mix of swingers dungeon and old folks home. You’d want to fumigate the place before you went anywhere near it.

Ewwww.

I feel like I have to peel myself off that listing

This was posted on here a while ago and there was quite a long thread on it!

The fact all the furniture is wipe clean 😬

omg pass me the bleach!

There's not enough bleach in the world 🤮

Oh my! Those blue plastic mattresses and plush pink settees!

Over a million pounds for that shithole 😱

Christ that's not just a sex house, it's a murder house. Wipe clean plastic sheeting and all those barrels of chemicals. WTAF. 😳

The rainfall showers look good but picture 18 and 19...... 🙃

It was a swingers club called chunky muffins. It’s still got the google maps pin.

Chunky muffins? 😵

Entertainment facilities….ill say

I get such bad “ vibes” from the whole place. No way it will sell for that much either!

Those sweaty beds😬

I suppose the stripper’s pole in the ‘old folks home’ style living room could be handy to steady oneself when getting up from the fucking hideous DFS sofas?

Plenty of lighting, if spotlights and police interview strip lighting are your thing.

Plenty of sex / murder sheds storage space.

Nice rural location where nobody can hear your screams ‘the entertainment’ for miles around.

Not bad for a house of horrors

Looks like a brothel or a low budget porn movie film house.

Over £1 million for that is a joke.