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Obvious estate agent lies

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Splattsagain · 09/02/2025 09:34

I'm inspired to start this thread by the house I found on RightMove with a garden described as (and I quote) "a very private garden to enjoy al fresco dining during those balmy summer months". This is then accompanied by a photo of said garden, quite clearly showing the block of flats right next door overlooking it.

Obvious estate agent lies
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Doris86 · 09/02/2025 10:35

I saw one once advertised as ‘easy access to motorway’. The house was built right underneath a motorway flyover!

Not a lie, but it felt like the EA was having a laugh!

DalzielOrNoDalzielAndDontPascoe · 09/02/2025 10:38

I completely agree with you, OP, but I suppose some people would try to justify 'very private' as meaning that nobody else is allowed to USE the garden (which is kind of standard for most houses surely?); not that nobody else can SEE it?!

Orangesofabed · 09/02/2025 10:40

I viewed a house that was advertised as having solid hardwood flooring. The floors were damp and rotten.

DalzielOrNoDalzielAndDontPascoe · 09/02/2025 10:42

Are we also allowed to extend this to obvious lies from buyers too? The tiny percentage of self-proclaimed 'cash buyers' who are actually cash buyers?!

DalzielOrNoDalzielAndDontPascoe · 09/02/2025 10:46

Easily-maintained/low-maintenance gardens - because they're teeny weeny!

I saw one with a 'front garden' described as such and it was nothing more than a minuscule strip of grass - placing a lawnmower on it would have instantly covered half of the 'garden'! You could mow the whole thing in 20 seconds without even needing to move your feet!

Splattsagain · 09/02/2025 11:22

The most frustrating ones for me are those talking about a private / non overlooked garden - as that's precisely what I'm looking for, and they normally aren't! My town also has a railway line down one side of it, that's never mentioned on the details of the houses backing on to it either.

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Doris86 · 09/02/2025 11:34

There is an estate near me that has msssive full size pylons and 400kv power lines running through it. Saw a house advertised that looked lovely. Did a drive by viewing and the power lines virtually went over the roof of the house.

The estate agents photos were all obviously deliberately taken from specific angles, so that the power lines couldn’t be seen.

RatedDoingMagic · 09/02/2025 11:39

"Very private" means "no rear or side access, only accessible through the house" it doesn't mean "not overlooked" so isn't a lie.

DalzielOrNoDalzielAndDontPascoe · 09/02/2025 11:45

RatedDoingMagic · 09/02/2025 11:39

"Very private" means "no rear or side access, only accessible through the house" it doesn't mean "not overlooked" so isn't a lie.

It might not technically be a lie, but the vast majority of people would interpret 'very private' as meaning secluded and not overlooked, though.

The EA might be using EA-ese perfectly normally, but most potential buyers will not be EAs and will be reading things with the common English understandings firmly in mind.

CellophaneFlower · 09/02/2025 11:48

RatedDoingMagic · 09/02/2025 11:39

"Very private" means "no rear or side access, only accessible through the house" it doesn't mean "not overlooked" so isn't a lie.

Really? That wouldn't be a plus for me... it would most certainly be a negative!

DalzielOrNoDalzielAndDontPascoe · 09/02/2025 11:50

The commonly-used wide-angle photos are a lie too, imho - in that theyvare deliberately intended to misleading and deceive.

You can always tell from the comically wide standard-sized things like washing machines - and the doors that look like they belong on a mediaeval castle rather than a 1970s semi in Barnet!

I suppose it's hidden-in-plain-sight language: when an EA says 'deceptively large', does that mean 'small, but we're using camera trickery to deceive you into thinking it's large' ?!

Whiteradiatorwithbellson · 09/02/2025 11:53

We viewed a flat which was advertised having a private terrace. The photos of the terrace looked great, it was a really decent size set up with sun longer, bbq and children playhouse. When we viewed it, it became apparent that it was a communal terrace that other flats could access. Our living room and bedroom doors opened directly onto the terrace. It was just a waste of everyone's time, we would never had viewed it if we knew anyone could just sit outside our living room.

jasminethecat · 09/02/2025 11:53

Looks like those side windows might be frosted glass bathroom windows, so perhaps they don’t count them as overlooking.

Very private is still stretching the truth to breaking point though.

aspidernamedfluffy · 09/02/2025 12:01

The bungalow next door to me was put on the market last year when the elderly occupant died. Being the nosey cow I am, I googled it and noticed that the EA had stated..."patio area with and a lawn". The place didn't have boundary fencing and the "lawn" was actually owned by the council and had a public footpath running through the middle of it.

Itslookinglikeabeautifulday · 09/02/2025 12:05

DalzielOrNoDalzielAndDontPascoe · 09/02/2025 10:42

Are we also allowed to extend this to obvious lies from buyers too? The tiny percentage of self-proclaimed 'cash buyers' who are actually cash buyers?!

Yes we had a "cash buyer" once. Turned out she was self-employed and remortgaging her home to buy ours...

CountTo10 · 09/02/2025 12:12

I went to a house viewing with an estate agent. It was clear she'd never been in the house before but to give her her due she made the best of a bad job. The house itself wasn't very clean and there was an overpowering smell of wet nappies and sour milk. However it was clear there was a lot of half finished diy projects in the house. As we got to the top of the stairs we were confronted with a brick wall with half the plaster messily removed. After a sharp shocked intake of breath from the EA she plastered on a bright smile on and said 'here is a modern feature wall'!

Not unsurprisingly I wasn't asked for feed back just a phone call offering further properties to view. (FYI this property was inhabited and hadn't been sold as a renovation project).

JohnPrescottsPyjamas · 09/02/2025 12:18

I also think EAs also need to be very blunt with vendors too, rather than trying to fluff up the sales particulars.

Tell quite a a few of them that if they are serious about selling their house, it would really help if they actually did a bit of basic cleaning, tidying up, flushed the toilet, opened a few windows and wiped up the congealing food around the kitchen bin! I’ve looked around so many houses that should and could sell so much quicker if these simple tasks had been undertaken.

I know there’s a view that a serious buyer will look beyond these issues, but if that was the case, why do builders invest so much in show homes? You’re selling a lifestyle to people and the old cliche about getting someone to visualise themselves living in a home is so true. If they’re looking at some else’s mess, it’s impossible,

Ironically, some good friends of ours are trying to sell a decent property in a desirable area, but they live in a permanent tip - which is fine if they want to stay, but they’re always complaining that no one comes back for a second viewing and that the feedback is the rooms are smaller and darker than expected. They’re not, they’re just full of furniture and accumulated detritus and you can’t see the kitchen worksurface for boxes, appliances and washing up. I’m so desperate to tell them this is possibly the issue, but DH says it’s not our problem and something the EA needs to highlight.

Feelingstrange2 · 09/02/2025 12:20

Orangesofabed · 09/02/2025 10:40

I viewed a house that was advertised as having solid hardwood flooring. The floors were damp and rotten.

We have solid wood flooring. Japanese oak and its been there for decades fitted by previous owner and one small missing piece clearly allows you to see its wood.

An EA said without written evidence of it being wood they'd have to describe it like they do laminate to avoid the property misdescriptions act!!!

Err.... someone doesn't understand the definition of misdescription!!!

DalzielOrNoDalzielAndDontPascoe · 09/02/2025 12:22

Whiteradiatorwithbellson · 09/02/2025 11:53

We viewed a flat which was advertised having a private terrace. The photos of the terrace looked great, it was a really decent size set up with sun longer, bbq and children playhouse. When we viewed it, it became apparent that it was a communal terrace that other flats could access. Our living room and bedroom doors opened directly onto the terrace. It was just a waste of everyone's time, we would never had viewed it if we knew anyone could just sit outside our living room.

It's irritating when advertising for holiday cottages does the same. They usually don't have separate sections for 'the cottage' and 'the town' - they just have one gallery where it's all lumped in together.

It's obvious when it's a picture of, say, the beach, that it isn't exclusive to that cottage; but they're often very good at making it look like much less obviously communal facilities are for the exclusive use of that cottage's residents.

MelisandeLongfield · 09/02/2025 12:28

Round here, estate agents always describe the less-sought after areas of town as 'ever popular.' If it's a back-to-back terrace, they rarely mention it and just call it a mid-terrace, so you have to work it out from the floorplan.

"Located in the ever popular DismalArea is this deceptively spacious one-bedroom mid-terrace ..."

custardpyjamas · 09/02/2025 12:33

You wonder what is on the other side of that private garden if they show the side with the flats behind.

SarahAndQuack · 09/02/2025 12:35

I bought my house as the tenant - so there were viewings from other potential buyers while I was living there. It was absolutely eye-opening and hilarious to see how much the estate agents lied, completely bare-faced, right in front of me.

I did also find it very funny that it didn't seem to occur to most viewers that a current tenant might also be an interested party. I remember one lady saying patronisingly 'and will you be sorry to have to move out?' before telling me surely I knew all the secrets about the house that the agent wouldn't tell her. Hmm Grin

(I should say, I didn't lie about anything, but I absolutely did tell her and others the things the agents probably would have preferred me not to mention.)

The daftest lie the agents told was that the property included 'a large paddock'. It was a strip of waste ground, but obviously loads of horsey types had their time wasted. Stupid thing to lie about.

Rockschooldropout · 09/02/2025 12:39

“Low maintenance” back garden always gets me , it’s code for .. If you rush out of the back door too quickly you’ll bump into the wall 🤣

Rockschooldropout · 09/02/2025 12:40

Im
always bemused by “highly desirable area “ when it’s absolutely not ! I assume this is designed to lure in the people who don’t know the area well 🙈
”would benefit from some upgrading “ usually means complete refurbishment!

CellophaneFlower · 09/02/2025 12:45

Thinking about this again though... private does tend to mean sole use in this context. However, unless it's a flat or an area where gardens are often shared/have easements, then it's definitely misleading rather than a lie. I do think a lot of EA's struggle with SPAG and intelligence as far as listings go at least so maybe it wasn't intentional 🤔

I'm not sure how it can be "very" private anyway. It's either private or it isn't!

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