Obvious estate agent lies

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I'm inspired to start this thread by the house I found on RightMove with a garden described as (and I quote) "a very private garden to enjoy al fresco dining during those balmy summer months". This is then accompanied by a photo of said garden, quite clearly showing the block of flats right next door overlooking it.

The garden photos. Always make them look huge, until you look at the stretched fences and realise it's only about 18ft long. I always count the fences now then I can work out that it's actually a postage stamp