Captain Tom house up for sale

[Daineseturbo]

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/147224183#/?channel=RES_BUY

no mention of a spa in the listing though, tossers!

It's a beautiful house.

It is beautiful!

They weren't popular with the neighbours, were they?

Wonder if you get to keep the elephant?

Agent Note
Prior to viewing the property any interested parties will be rquired to fulfill the following criteria

1. Provide proof of identity for all people attending the viewing
2. Provide proof of financial ability to proceed with the purchase
3. Sign a confidentiality agreement prior to viewing, signed by all people attending the viewing

Translation:

1, No journalists

2, No sightseers

3, No social media twats.