Jesus christ with the judgement, people! You couldn't be more wrong.
Sorry in advance for the rant but I am going to paint a detailed picture:
My partner just did the Zoe blood glucose monitor thing and had his poo tested to check his microbiome - not because there's something wrong but because he's a health enthusiast. Our current hobby is listening to the Diary of a CEO podcasts, particularly the ones where he interviews scientists and authors who are health experts.
We are vegetarian. We avoid UPFs. We eat organic fruit and vegetables more than any other food group. Wholemeal bread, rice, pasta. I have tahini and pear on rye bread for breakfast (delicious by the way and ideal as it doesn't spike my blood glucose in the morning.) We don't keep crisps or biscuits in the house regularly, just as treats. I snack on nuts, apples, peanut butter, houmous and organic lentil cakes. Basically I have become what my teenage self despised 😂but hey I want to be healthy so I can stay alive for my kids.
I'm very aware that not everybody is able to spend this much on food so please don't think I'm a snob.
Can you please stop saying we are unhealthy. My three year old daughter eats really well and her poos still leave skids. I don't want her touching the toilet brush to clean them as she's going to wave the bloody thing around! I'm not mad for wanting a toilet that is less prone to getting them. End of rant.