First My toilet cistern started filling very slowly and this got worse over time that it would take half a day to refill. Being me, I fiddled with a screw washer thing that appears to connect the water pipe to the bit where the water comes out and this helped a little. However it would get worse over time and I'd fiddle about again and it would improve. This went on for ages until the last time I poked about with it. It's now working pretty well but it's started making a noise like an angry trumpet then finishes with a sound like someone's bouncing on a bed, then like a bee is buzzing! To make matters worst the water shut off to the house is stuck fast and I can't turn it at all. Any suggestions a) why is my toilet angry and b) how I could loosen the shut off valve?