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George Clarke

55 replies

Fritilleries · 27/11/2022 20:35

I've been watching far too many property shows on C4 that I seem to be confused by this gentleman. Is he attractive? Or have I lost the plot?

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senua · 27/11/2022 20:56

He thinks he is.

Meredusoleil · 27/11/2022 20:57

Love him ❤️

JudgeRindersMinder · 27/11/2022 20:58

He’s extremely attractive and I would Grin

Fritilleries · 27/11/2022 21:02

He's built oddly. Like he has to work extremely hard to stay slim. He's very odd. But has lovely eyes and smile. And arms.

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partystress · 27/11/2022 21:07

I think he seems such a lovely person, that might tip him into attractive. Seems to genuinely want the best outcome for people (unlike Kevin McCloud, rubbing his hands with glee at the sniff of an ill-fitting glazing disaster).

RM2013 · 27/11/2022 21:16

I quite like him 🤣

BamBamBilla · 27/11/2022 21:17

He's the Greg Wallace of the property world. Far too much enthusiasm and can only describe all the houses he visits as "unbelievable" and "staggering".

ITS A FUCKING SINK GEORGE ITS NOT THAT UNBELIEVEBLE YOU CAN SEE IT RIGHT THERE.

NoWordForFluffy · 27/11/2022 21:19

BamBamBilla · 27/11/2022 21:17

He's the Greg Wallace of the property world. Far too much enthusiasm and can only describe all the houses he visits as "unbelievable" and "staggering".

ITS A FUCKING SINK GEORGE ITS NOT THAT UNBELIEVEBLE YOU CAN SEE IT RIGHT THERE.

Don't forget how often he crowbars in how tall he is!

SollaSollew · 27/11/2022 21:19

senua · 27/11/2022 20:56

He thinks he is.

My thoughts exactly. The more I watch of him the more I notice that he hates it if someone else cracks a joke. Don't dislike him enough to stop watching his programmes though!

ISeeTheLight · 27/11/2022 21:23

It's the accent. DP is also a mackem with a fairly soft accent.
I like George.

Fritilleries · 27/11/2022 21:23

SollaSollew · 27/11/2022 21:19

My thoughts exactly. The more I watch of him the more I notice that he hates it if someone else cracks a joke. Don't dislike him enough to stop watching his programmes though!

All good research. He definitely gives off vibes of a self made sex god. shudder but then again, he's handy with a hammer.

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Eek3under3 · 27/11/2022 21:25

I love him. Almost equal to my love for Phil Spencer :)

Leobynature · 27/11/2022 21:26

I think his odd built maybe due to his muscular dystrophy

he definitely thinks his very attractive, there is something about the way he communicates which grates me, patronising and flirty at the same time. I also hate that he lies on other peoples bed with his bloody shoes on!

Usernamenotavailabletryanother · 27/11/2022 21:26

DD pointed out that his features are too small for his face and now I can’t unsee it 😂

Leobynature · 27/11/2022 21:27

*communicates with females

Fritilleries · 27/11/2022 21:28

Usernamenotavailabletryanother · 27/11/2022 21:26

DD pointed out that his features are too small for his face and now I can’t unsee it 😂

She's ruined him! Ruined him!

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JudgeRindersMinder · 27/11/2022 21:29

Fritilleries · 27/11/2022 21:02

He's built oddly. Like he has to work extremely hard to stay slim. He's very odd. But has lovely eyes and smile. And arms.

And accent!

lollipoprainbow · 27/11/2022 21:30

Really fancy him !

Perennis · 27/11/2022 21:31

I know someone who worked with him and apparently he is very pleased with himself. He has favourites he's nice to and is rude to others.

MrsMoastyToasty · 27/11/2022 21:31

Hands off you lot! He's mine!

Boohisspiss · 27/11/2022 21:33

Behind scenes he screams at that pork pie hat man “In that 2ft cupboard I want a fucking en-suite, entertainment zone and desk that doubles as a bed. I can make you and I’ll fucking break you.” George Clarke’s Uncomfortably Tight Spaces.

Chickenvoicesinmyhead · 27/11/2022 21:33

partystress · 27/11/2022 21:07

I think he seems such a lovely person, that might tip him into attractive. Seems to genuinely want the best outcome for people (unlike Kevin McCloud, rubbing his hands with glee at the sniff of an ill-fitting glazing disaster).

KC looks people up and down when talking. Not in a derogatory way but it's annoying peculiar.

Joolsin · 27/11/2022 21:37

George can't pronounce his own profession - "aw-ee-teh" "aw-ee-teh-ure" that's what I can't cope with.

Mydogatemypurse · 27/11/2022 21:39

My friend has worked with him on multiple projects. He's meant to be the biggest arsehole. Vile to others, completely egotistical and thinks he is the most amazing architect... he's not. He said he's really nasty to the 'non professional' people on site.

senua · 27/11/2022 21:39

He's the Greg Wallace of the property world. Far too much enthusiasm and can only describe all the houses he visits as "unbelievable" and "staggering".
You forgot the "AMAAAAAAYYZIN", with that weird head-wobble he does.