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Rightmove house with a tortoise room!

151 replies

CornedBeef451 · 01/03/2022 17:42

We're thinking of moving to this area and saw this house. It seems to have reasonably sized rooms but one bedroom seems to be a tortoise room. I'm torn between what a lovely idea and WTF.

Will the floor be soaked in tortoise pee? Is there visible mould in the tortoise room or just an unfortunate shadow? Anyway, thought someone might like a look at it, otherwise perfectly normal house.

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/120511961#/?channel=RES_BUY

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CushionSpiral · 02/03/2022 11:24

@ClemFandangoo

You can see the tortoise under the window in a box

Photo 16

Am I in a different Universe???!

I have also come on to say I can’t see a sodding tortoise!
RedToothBrush · 02/03/2022 11:25

@ThisIsGroundControl

I feel like I'm in a parallel universe, but love this thread
This.

I must admit I don't think I'd be remotely bothered at the prospect of a house which houses tortoises. Dogs and cats are must more disgusting creatures in comparison in terms of what they do to a house.

If you like the house, buy it. Other houses may have a much worse problem than what is essentially likely to be mainly cosmetic if it is an issue caused solely by tortoises.

I don't think I could buy a house where someone kept big spiders though...

Immunetypegoblin · 02/03/2022 11:28

WHERE IS THE TORTOISE

I WAS PROMISED A TORTOISE

CornedBeef451 · 02/03/2022 11:31

The tortoise has gone!

Promise there was one there, it wasn't just a fever dream.

The tortoise room wouldn't put me off but the visible mould did, I can't cope with another mould issue/ possible holey roof.

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Suzi888 · 02/03/2022 11:31

There is no tortoiseGrin

Go and view it and upload photo of tortoise… I think of the film Esiotrot🤣

CornedBeef451 · 02/03/2022 11:32

@Suzi888 I'm going to have to go and get a photo of it now aren't I?

If I manage it I will report back.

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ClemFandangoo · 02/03/2022 11:35

OP please do, this is like the Mandela Effect Thread, I’m still reeling from the fact that Take That apparently never covered ‘Let’s go round again’ I can’t cope with a disappearing tortoise too 😂

viques · 02/03/2022 11:38

@ClemFandangoo

You can see the tortoise under the window in a box

Photo 16

Am I in a different Universe???!

It was a different picture 16. It had pink wallpaper iirc with a shelving unit to the right of the picture. And there was most certainly a tortoise.
TonytheDog · 02/03/2022 11:47

Oh, I missed the tortoise 🐢 😞

SandysMam · 02/03/2022 11:53

I have just spent way to much time looking for a non existent tortoise!!!

DefiniteTortoise · 02/03/2022 12:01
Suzi888 · 02/03/2022 12:08

@CornedBeef451 YupGrin

If you like the house, I’m sure surveyors would pick up on any mould /damp issues. There could be hidden problems with any house.

ClariceQuiff · 02/03/2022 12:16

Tortoises are quite valuable so I think it's sensible of them to have removed the picture - they don't want to attract opportunist thieves. Hopefully he's microchipped so couldn't legitimately be sold on.

Jijithecat · 02/03/2022 12:17

@SandysMam

I have just spent way to much time looking for a non existent tortoise!!!
I did too. It felt like looking at Magic Eye images all over again!
BlanketsBanned · 02/03/2022 12:19

They have removed the tortoise room , must have read MN comments.

EnjoyingTheSilence · 02/03/2022 12:30

I still can’t see any bloody tortoise!!!!

EnjoyingTheSilence · 02/03/2022 12:31

Well no wonder I can’t see it, thought I’d gone mad 🤣

SpiderinaWingMirror · 02/03/2022 12:39

You should go and look at it.

lalaloopyhead · 02/03/2022 12:41

I'm disappointed that I missed the tortoise room pictures...

To be honest from the copious amounts of cat food in the kitchen I would be more concerned about the possibility of cat smell than tortoise.

The whole house could do with an update/overhaul really so previous room use not necessarily an issue - you definitely live in a pricer part of the country to me though OP!

OverByYer · 02/03/2022 12:55

I wish I’d read the whole thread as I’ve spent 10 minutes looking for the bloody tortoise!

ClariceQuiff · 02/03/2022 12:55

Does anyone else think this is starting to sound like a Jonathan Creek mystery - 'The Tortoise Room' - the case of a room and a tortoise that mysteriously vanished.

PineappleWilson · 02/03/2022 12:56

It's a lot of money for a very old fashioned house. The fire place and sliding doors! I'm amazed they think it will sell for that sort of money (can you tell houses are cheaper where I live?).

Stillafatknacker · 02/03/2022 13:02

I can't see a Bedroom 1 or a tortoise?! Confused

BeagleBeagled · 02/03/2022 13:05

Oh no, I only came here to see the tortoise

BabyTurtIe · 02/03/2022 13:12

Well at least I am not going blind then, I wondered why everyone could see a tortoise and I couldn’t! 🤦🏻

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