Just had our three bed house in Essex valued at £580k 

(not moving - can't afford to- just morbid curiosity!). It's got us thinking what could we swap our house for elsewhere in the UK.
Ours is fairly decent size but needs a lick of paint and the garden needs some TLC. Good catchment schools though and walking distance to two grammars.
I would be swapping for this and living out my Elizabeth Bennett fantasies forever more:
www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/96299537