This house

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This house is for sale quite near me. It's owned by the boss of a security firm I think.

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/112196624#/?channel=RES_BUY

Gosh, that's elaborate. It could look quite decent if it was all toned down a bit.

It looks to me as if the couple couldn't agree on trendy grey or rainbow brights and agreed to split the house between them and decorate accordingly..........

And the hot tub in a shed with a corrugated plastic roof. not envy....

Flamboyant. Not liking the view.

I can't stand this estate agent shit, it's a bottom heavy 3 bed, on what planet is that a 5 bedroom house?

That's the one on the corner opposite all the car show rooms isn't it? I've always thought it looked like it was owned by a traveller family.....lots of vans, mobile homes and horse box type stuff outside...... whoever owns it i can't see why anyone with that much money to spend would want to live in that location!

I see that, and I raise you this. This is my lottery house at the moment. The master bedroom has a dressing room and an ensuite and there's a pantry. I long for a pantry.

Art Deco heaven.

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/112603103#/?channel=RES_BUY

It actually has some lovely original features if you look past the decor.

I love the green hallway

That London house is beautiful.

I think the Edinburgh house has gorgeous bones - it's exactly what I'd like if money were no object. Totally not my taste inside and I fucking hate hot tubs and outdoor bars, but I could do so much with both the house and the garden. The London one is less my sort of thing but the original features are wonderful and I love the blue blinds in the kitchen (child of the 70s here).

aaarrrgh, they forgot to put the liner plate back on the table in photo No.11. Driving me nuts!

House two is a beauty - Jade tiled bathroom!

There is ONE item in that house that I would allow over my threshold and that's the bowl of fruit from the kitchen

love the art deco one.

@emmathedilemma

That's the one on the corner opposite all the car show rooms isn't it? I've always thought it looked like it was owned by a traveller family.....lots of vans, mobile homes and horse box type stuff outside...... whoever owns it i can't see why anyone with that much money to spend would want to live in that location!

Couldn't agree more ! Great situation if you want to go to B&Q , buy a car or pick up a KFC or Burger King .

The pictures are completely doctored , I could not go past that.

The Edinburgh one is fundamentally a very nice house, but the decor is bad.

The London house is gorgeous - I wish it could be listed, before someone strips it and turns it into a grey and silver Barrett home

"All furniture is available by separate negotiation". You can leave it all!

HAVE. You can HAVE it all. FFS. (Or leave it, if you'd rather)

OMG.

Lots for words for once.

That's lovely. Not sure about the green walls though

The Edinburgh house has every single interior and exterior design cliche from the last 30 years in one house. It must have been a nice little house once but it has been over extended to death. Tragic.

Oh wow - the London house is to die for. LOVE it.

The London one is gorgeous. The green bathroom especially. I hope the buyer appreciates and keeps the furniture.

The Edinburgh one is the Per Una of houses. Is there any space left that we can pop a little embellished swoosh of beads on? Great, here stick this diamante tassel on as well whilst your at it....

Is that a bin that has to live in front of cupboards?

The bins been moved to open the bi-folds is my guess, but the EA should have moved it out of shot.

I agree with the pp that it looks like it's a traveller home - the decor and furniture very much so. The art deco house is amazing - that fireplace is fabulous.