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I know you all like something a bit "different"

32 replies

PennyRoyal · 29/03/2021 20:10

https://www.redfin.com/MD/Brooklyn-Park/228-Townsend-Ave-21225/home/10392075?utmmedium=share&utmmsource=webshare&utmmcampaign=copy

In Baltimore, USA. I rather like it although I'd rename the cemetery area and remove the coffins!

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readytosell · 29/03/2021 20:20

Wow, that is certainly... different.

Just surprised that the bed isn't coffin shaped...

Aquamarine1029 · 29/03/2021 20:23

Well. Interesting. It's a nice little house once you get rid of the coffins, crosses, crypt and cemetery. And the endless gray and black everything. I'd be willing to bet they love Halloween.

Krazynights34 · 29/03/2021 20:23

Brilliant! I wonder what the owner’s favourite colour is 😂😂.
It made me think of The Wire... “In Baltimore? Sheeeeeeit”

SavingsQuestions · 29/03/2021 20:26

There's lota of mirrors over the bed 😲

ShowOfHands · 29/03/2021 20:26

82 photos? I'm not risking RSI by scrolling through 82 photos of monochromatic dirge. I made it through 8. Is colour banned in Baltimore?

CatCup · 29/03/2021 20:28

Embarrassing!

FizzyPink · 29/03/2021 20:31

I wonder if the coffins are for when you break your neck on those stairs

ShirleyPhallus · 29/03/2021 20:38

It’s Mrs Hinch meets Dracula

Apart from the coffin stuff it is SO DULL

RovenderKitt · 29/03/2021 20:38

😂😂 a bit excessive having 82 photos but well worth it to get to the garden! I’d love to know who lives there

Smiler1972 · 29/03/2021 20:44

Excellent typo in the description!

Camandmitch · 29/03/2021 20:49

I like the spiderweb bannister!

PennyRoyal · 29/03/2021 20:50

@Smiler1972

Excellent typo in the description!

Just see it! Four of them 😱

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SpacePotato · 29/03/2021 21:13

It’s Mrs Hinch meets Dracula

Grin

My first thought was that it's absolutely spotless, although the carpet in the basement could be hiding the blood spatter.
The posts on the bed ends have holes in for someone to be attached to.😬

I like the cobwebs banister and the giant metal cobwebs above the bar. The red cushions on the church pews remind me of the film sixth sense, where anytime something bad was about to happen something bright red would be in the scene like a balloon or someone's dress.

SplendidSuns1000 · 29/03/2021 21:15

Those are some very interesting bedposts... Blush

SavingsQuestions · 29/03/2021 21:52

Yes...

KickAssAngel · 30/03/2021 03:47

why would you go to all the effort of making the house like that, then sell it?
If you really have to move , then wouldn't you actually remove as much as possible in order to get the sale, and take things with you?

Suzi888 · 30/03/2021 03:52

EIGHT security cameras! Hmm protecting all those coffins lol

barkingfly · 30/03/2021 06:53

Raider Nation football fans are over the top, even for American football fans.

Onlinedilema · 30/03/2021 06:59

What is it with the stairs?
I don’t like anything about that house.

CherryValanc · 30/03/2021 07:05

Can't help feeling there's a theme.

It's worth scrolling through the photos until you get to the red cushions. Quite the "pop' of colour.

ReachedTheEndofCake · 30/03/2021 11:06

Very ‘Schindler’s List’ with the rogue red cushion!

ForwardRanger · 30/03/2021 11:17

One of those times you have to see it to believe it! Grin

Midlifelady · 30/03/2021 18:34

It looks computer generated.

greengrey · 30/03/2021 20:50

Who else wants to see who lives there? I do!

BewareTheBeardedDragon · 30/03/2021 21:09

Yuck, I'm not convinced they actually want to move. I suspect it's part of some kind of pervy game getting people to look at their creepy but ultimately boring sex house.

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