Funny jokey sign to warn ring door bell records sound and film?

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We’ve just installed a ring door bell - it activates if someone approaches the house and films interactions at the door and allows you to speak through your mobile phone if you’re not home -

Catch being that my mum lives in our annexe and also has access as it means she can take parcels
for us/respond to callers/take her own post/keep an eye
Anyway, I’ve realised (only installed it yesterday) that it records your interactions if it’s just you going in or out. Now. We love living with ma, but we all irritate each other on occasion and I wanted a visual reminder to dh, dd AND me to shut the fuck up around the door/doorbell 😂
Ideas ?

Remember remember the 5th of November and BIG BROTHER IS LISTENING

???
Anyone ?

"The bell will tell" is the best I can offer OP.

OR..
"Think Mum - keep schtum".

If you can’t say anything nice... keep away from the doorbell

Watch what you say around the ring, or consequences it may bring.

I like Yellow's.

Bit dramatic but i love a good blitz slogan..
Walls have ears.
Careless Talk Costs Lives
Keep Calm & Keep Mum

Omg you’re all brilliant!!
Soooo many fab ideas 😂

@Wavescrashingonthebeach you’ve made me think of the ‘be like dad, keep mum 🤫’ war thing .. kinda funny as dh works full time and me part time due to childcare costs (one day he may remember she’s nearly 21 🤪)

Putting a wartime poster inside the front door is a brilliant idea but I think you need to put something factual and non-jokey outside to warn delivery people and other visitors that images & sound are being recorded. People are used to CCTV signs but sound recording is quite unusual, and its unreasonable to do either without informing people. They don't need to know its the doorbell though just a general "warning - CCTV and sound is being recorded for security"

Yeah agree @YobaOljazUwaque plus it makes me feel safer if people know. We’re a bit rural with no neighbours in sight so it could act as a security warning too
I have a friend with a business making plaques etc and he’s run me off one offs before so he’s on the job 👍🏻

This doorbell has eyes and ears
Look up, smile & say cheers