Stop what you’re doing and LOOK AT THIS HOUSE

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www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-63847551.html

‘chalet imported from Switzerland circa 1882’

‘5 gaggenau fridges’

‘Gold parquet flooring’

‘Indoor beach’

!!!

at someone needs a chip pan fire
I'd get a migraine in that bathroom

In photo 20, is that a bed in the white thing?

I notice that the floorplan has the website exposurehouse dot co dot U.K. but that goes to a broken URL
If that’s the name of the house then the interior isn’t surprising 😂

It's somewhere that The Donald would consider really tasteful.

Bet it was done up by someone who remembers the 60s and calls young women dolly birds!

Eat your heart out, Biff Tannen.

Truly revolting.

Like something out of an Austin Powers movie!

Thanks for clarifying @Mildura.

I like the building itself. It is lovely and looks well maintained but would need a very expensive gut job

I think it's awful, very over the top and gaudy.

The small print is interesting. Does only part of it have permission for residential?

Horrible

Hideous? revolting? are you all mad?

That looks amazing! minus the sand fleas

I can only imagine what my cats would do with the indoor beach

Urgh. Googled the previous owner. What a tool. Also, the chalet doesn’t look quite so well maintained here. The woodwork looks a bit ropey.

That sand is definitely full of dried bodily fluids. Mostly the previous owner’s, I suspect.

What a strange property. I’d prefer the beach outside and the rooms bigger and not dark.

Jeez Louise how did they get Listed Building Consent for all that shite?

I see that “the contents may be available by separate negotiation”, thanks, but no thanks! I bet the house will look a lot nicer with some of the godawful contents removed. Does that mean someone will remove the 40 tones of sand when it’s sold?

Well, that's certainly, er, unique, isn't it? And quite the design aesthetic - 70s psychedelica meets dictator chic with a lovely big dollop of WTF thrown in. I mean, sleeping in a neon hoop?

I tell you what, that sand'll tread everywhere.

This was on here before. There is a story behind it. It wasn't the owners main residence I think and more an entertainment pad. It's only four bedrooms in such a big space.

It's eccentric but cool for a weekend party pad.

This looks like what happened when I maxed out my stats in The Sims.

The gold bathroom is particularly umm...unique!

That said, it looks pretty good value for the size/location (if I had a spare £2.5 million lying around! )

Bluntness, reading the article I posted it seems to have been the weekend sexual harassment pad of an ‘eccentric entrepreneur’.

I would have bought it, at the original price but I use a walking frame and can't walk on sand, what a pity. It's totally unique, never seen anything else like it and although some of the decor is a tad OTT I wouldn't say no.

I wonder how much it would cost to remove the sand.... ?

I would generally avoid a listed house, I just wouldn't have the patience for all the admin every time something need to be repaired, but some people love that kind of thing. But a wooden listed house would surely be madness for anyone to buy, it must need constant maintenance in a damp climate.