Stop what you’re doing and LOOK AT THIS HOUSE

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www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-63847551.html

‘chalet imported from Switzerland circa 1882’

‘5 gaggenau fridges’

‘Gold parquet flooring’

‘Indoor beach’

!!!

Bedroom 4 — sleeping in a pod on top of an ikea malm dresser!

Wow

It has been on for years and is truly the house that taste forgot. That boat scam has the house in the background of the pictures of the marina, I wonder if the scammer Myck whatsisface in the story was the home owner at one point? Possibly the one who had it repossessed as a result of his dodgy dealings?

@Dishingoutdone
The same pontoons I believe.

a dining room with an especially vulgar 18-seat Swarovski crystal table

Ha!

40 tonnes of sand- it would get everywhere!

Christ on a bike it's like Hugh Hefner and Joan Rivers had a secret bolthole. It's a no from me-pretty hideous and so dark!

I quite like it, it’s like a giant tree house

Thanks OP, I am looking for a new house, need to save up though.

I wonder if the scammer Myck whatsisface in the story was the home owner at one point

He was

The inside is pretty wow. But I’d not want to buy it even if I had the cash.

My immediate thought when I saw it was Grade II listed. I think someone needs a chip pan fire.

"You know when people say money cant buy you happiness, that's bollocks isnt it"

nearly spit my tea out laughing at that - so true!

I hate house though. Imagine the beauty you could create with that amount of money. I wonder how much it costs to alter it all...

My aunt lives over the river from this place.

TBF, it's not as out of place as it looks, as there's lots of unique luxury builds along the river. Plus a population of local parakeets that make an absolute bloody racket. Bet that's why it's not selling

I've got to say - if I had nearly £3 million to spend on a house it would not be that one. Yuck.

It’s on a really busy road which gets horribly congested..I’m out

This has been my dream house for a long time now. If I won the Euromillions I would buy it with absolutely no hesitation.

If it comes to pass, I shall invite you all round for a beach party

First time I've ever flicked through RightMove rocking with laughter. I've found my happy ...

Looks ok from the outside at night, but other than that one pic, looks bloody horrible!

I could swear it was more than double that at the beginning of this year. I come past this house when I go to Hampton Court Palace and, to be honest, you could get a lot nicer properties in the borough for the same amount of money.

I could swear it was more than double that at the beginning of this year

It started at £13,000,000.

Feel a bit ill after looking at that!
It's all a bit Peter Stringfellow, isn't it? With those 'look up your skirt' clear stairs.
Well, it's a fixer-upper, ideal for a first time buyer not afraid of a bit shedload of DIY....

I love the traditional parts, not the rest. Something to consider if I win the Euromillions.

I love that! Couldn't be doing with the sand floors though, that would be hell on earth.

Goodness, I've driven past that chalet so many times and often wondered about it! How fascinating.

Seen it before. A bit overdone.