Photos of your kids in your property listing

[JamMakingWannaBe]

Ok, it's not for sale - but it is for rent on AirBnB.
I don't know what to say!

Here

Fancy a night away?

Jesus. You would have thought they would have actually made the bed!

Is the dirty kitchen included? I'm there...! Book me in. WTF??

It's very untidy and grubby looking

That is fucking grim!!

But you be save!

I be saving my £££ and eating in my own manky kitchen for free

I think he just forgot to put out a set of folded towels and include an arty photo of the dining table set for dinner.

Part of me wants to go just to check it out. And for such a reasonable price too - £55 a night!

I love:
“Response rate: 40%
Response time: a few days or more”
and the ‘no stealing’ (?) in the description 😂

Hahaha! Love this!
Surely looks like it's just his "second home"

I thought it would be massive photos of kids on the wall!

This is the most alarming bit!

"l got 2 double in one room and one double bed in another room,because lam not living in this property but all my belongings are in this flat. l will be serving breakfast for the guest and also cleaning bed sheet and also cleaning the rooms for them."

He's living there, isn't he?

"Interaction with guests

l will be around every day to help them with whatever they need."

Definitely living there.

Christ what a dump 😂

Bloody hell it's a shit tip!

No stealing!!! I'm there, that's sold it for sure 😂

He's going to think there has been a sudden flurry of interest in his shit hole!

Julius looks like a mass murderer 😳