wow, seriously cool house

[Rattysparklebum]

You would never guess from the outside....
www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-70835245.html

God no.

It's like a giant man Cave. Not my taste

It’s is horrible! Far to over the top.

Too

It's the stuff of nightmares. I could never sleep with that neon clown face. Ugh.

Not to my taste. Chris Evans alluded to him and his team clubbing together to buy a seaside place and I wondered if this was it.

1.5 million and only on-street parking?

It’s nightmarish

Ewwwww

Spelling mistake in the first sentence.

I love themed houses which are based on an era - the 30's, Victorian etc. House themed houses!

This is just annoying. And what is that mezzanine for exactly? It buys you zero separation from the living area.

The listing is very pleased with itself, but it will take a hell of a niche buyer to pick it. You have to want EXACTLY THAT - and someone with a £1.5m budget who doesn't want EXACTLY THAT will be able to buy any other house and make it what they like.

So they either need a buyer with the money who loves it as is, or a buyer who loves the potential of the space AND can afford to gut it and start again.

This would make a great bar... but doesn’t work as a house. More like a modern version of the film BIG.
You’d never be able to park outside your house as the street is filled with 1 bed apartments.

Hastings always has all these quirky houses usually they’ve been flipped.

For 500-800k Mark you can get some crazy amazing houses in Hastings. Talking London film star Georgian 5 floor jobs. Seems that Hastings is cheap compared to the places around it. Not familiar with area but jaw dropping period properties.

It is cool but not for me.

The clowns and carnival theme are the stuff of nightmares, for me at least.

Ghastly. I've got a headache already.

Why does it remind me of the seventies children's TV programme 'WHY DON'T YOU?'

Yes. This was definitely on another thread a while back. I remember the creepy clown and the cross above the bed. It has been on the market for months.

I quite like it, but is there another way of accessing the utility room besides crawling to it? Are you supposed to crawl through, pushing your washing basket in front of you?

The clowns put me off too much. I also think it's hard to tell but in the master bedroom in the floor plan it seems like the toilet isn't in a separate room??

I feel like I'm not being a diva when I say it is a requirement for all of my toilets to be behind closeable doors, and yet this is the second listing I've seen this week (that monstrosity in Birmingham is the other) where that is not the case.