It’s lovely. You’d hate my house too and I’d probably hate yours... I’m guessing it’s “tasteful neutrals” (=dull as fuck grey?)
Oh god, no I can't stand grey! There is no grey in my house, nor ever will be! It's such a dreary, depressing colour imo.
Don't get me wrong, I love the house - and incredibly cheap compared with prices in my area. The decor certainly wouldn't put me off buying (my own house had fluorescent orange walls downstairs, a flamingo pink bathroom suite and giant purple daisies wallpaper upstairs when I bought it)!
I just felt that the house is a bit jarring/clashing, for my tastes anyway.
My own house has colour, but less vivid and clashing. Each to their own, of course.