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What on earth is this?

31 replies

dalmatianmad · 24/01/2019 21:05

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-77313167.html

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dalmatianmad · 24/01/2019 21:06

How do I make the link work??

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Coolaschmoola · 24/01/2019 21:06

A link that doesn't work? Grin

Redglitter · 24/01/2019 21:07

It's ok theres at least 2 other threads about it Grin

dalmatianmad · 24/01/2019 21:07

Can you please make it work? 🤷‍♀️

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dalmatianmad · 24/01/2019 21:08

Thanks Auntpetunia!

Didn't realise that Redglitter! It's bloody awful...

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Redglitter · 24/01/2019 21:10

The sellers will be getting all excited seeing all the hits their listing is getting 😊

FadedRed · 24/01/2019 21:11

Ffs! Needs an nice coat of Timeless over everything, and less dead wildlife.

umpteennamechanges · 24/01/2019 21:27

Some of the taxidermy is quite hilarious though...is it me or do they have a fox coming down a bannister? Grin

tenredthings · 24/01/2019 21:27

Those poor animals Confused

umpteennamechanges · 24/01/2019 21:28

Fox on the bannister...

Also I reckon possible Mumsnetter as they have not one, but two house viewing pineapples!

What on earth is this?
dalmatianmad · 24/01/2019 21:38

Horrendous Grin

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SpamChaudFroid · 24/01/2019 22:18

Apart from the stuffed wildlife, I love it!

SpamChaudFroid · 24/01/2019 22:22

And the EA has spelled mural as muriel! Grin

MrsApplepants · 24/01/2019 22:33

This is the most horrible house I have ever seen

Molecule · 24/01/2019 22:39

It’s so utterly bonkers I love it. Makes a change from “let’s not offend anyone” grey/beige/bland.

zen1 · 24/01/2019 22:42

Lol at ‘uniquely styled’. Not the sort of place you could have a relaxing afternoon nap (or any sort of nap, come to that!)

Judashascomeintosomemoney · 24/01/2019 22:50

Oh that’s marvellous. Could take another peacock though. You can never have too many peacocks. Or Muriels 😂

pennycarbonara · 24/01/2019 22:53

Design in most houses is so feckin bland these days it's nice to see something with serious individuality. I'd find it a bit busy to live in long term, with all their stuff in it, but to visit or for a short break would be fun. (If it was a holiday cottage would be sticking the taxidermy in cupboards where poss tho) Some boutique hotels are a bit like this.

Must have cost a fortune and taken years of work - surely you don't sell that unless you have no choice.

It's a bit small for such a statement property, and it looks like a terrace which is the snag outside London. Would have thought people are more likely to want big design with a detached.

Odd the garden doesn't have much of a historical theme after the effort put into the house. Could have some kind of modernised twist on a formal garden, not all that paving.

BedraggledBlitz · 24/01/2019 22:57

Wow it's like TK Maxx threw up on a zoo.

PenguinPandas · 24/01/2019 22:58

It's quite special though think someone needs a mansion not a cottage. Love the fact they just did what they want and clearly haven't watched Selling Houses with Sarah Beeney 😂

pennycarbonara · 24/01/2019 23:04

It would look weirder without their matching furniture in it. With most of the furnishings, it might make a nice luxury holiday let, but finding other stuff to go with it when you're in that price bracket could be a nuisance. Would be a horrible waste to get rid of hand painted wallpaper and the like.

PenguinPandas · 24/01/2019 23:08

Do you think the stuffed animals are included?