Morning All. Just catching up as our pigging broadband went down for nearly 2 days. DS said it was "like living in the stone age"
children, bless them - no You Tube or Net Flix apparently is akin to no running water or central heating! 
Too many updates to reference one by one but pecano your buyer wins twat of the week! What a nob. I hope you get it sorted on Monday.
Nessa, Lazy, Ann, everyone waiting on progress and exchange 
Bunny I hope they can sort it. Would an epidural help? My dad has one every 3 months for a trapped nerve/slipped disc and finds it really helps.
Lubey - I would go option A. I am in your option 2 and I don't recommend it!
Stormy - second the idea of your solc. talking to your husband to explain the position.
Giz - awesome
so pleased for you and the rest of family Giz

My update - wankbadger ex-purchasers had the brass neck to put in an offer
Anyway, I vented. Very cathartically. Not sure how much of my vent the EA passed back but I feel rather purged now
Suffice to say, we won't hear from them again. DP thinks that they intended this all along - to basically gazunder us later in the process. In a way a lucky escape.
Two viewings yesterday - one stayed for 40 minutes! (I know because DDog and I were doing laps of the block after we got back at 30 mins and they were still here!) That's got to be a good sign hasn't it? We also have a viewing this afternoon. So fingers crossed.