Missed opportunity... What do you think of this house?

[JoJoSM2]

I'm getting serious house envy!

I house that we viewed over two years ago, has just come back onto the market. All done up. And it looks amazing!!! Made me wish we'd bought it instead of our house. It is really that great or does anyone fancy ripping into it to tell me all things wrong with it?

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-51102774.html

I see the need for a new roof. Other then that I like it. 😉

jojo I love it how even at 4m one has to compromise!

I want it, we have enough kids to fill it but no money x

@JoJoSM2 much nicer plot and much nicer bones of the house.

I too would want to change the decor but prefer the kitchen. Useful nanny/teen flat in the attic as well.

The B on picture 16 is upside down. If they are so slapdash in their decorating can you imagine what other corners they cut?

It's gorgeous... but it has a small door into the eaves that I find super spooky. I couldn't live there just for that! I'm weird

Does anyone know where to get those sheepskin chair tie-ons in the kitchen?

I don’t like it. It’s a bit like they’ve picked every trend they could find on Instagram and shoved it into one house. It doesn’t feel very cohesive.

Exactly. Even down to the religious picture on the sideboard/shelf behind the settee with the pink (what else?) cushions.

Meh. It's much bigger than my house and much nicer done, but it's a bit bloody soulless.

I can think of better things to do with 1.4 million.

Meh. It's much bigger than my house and much nicer done, but it's a bit bloody soulless.

I can think of better things to do with 1.4 million.

It's a bit bland isn't it. Could be lovely but you'd have to spend a fortune unblanding it.

Mega flow systems rock. We have just done a renovation and we have one. We have 3 showers and can use all of them at once with no drop in water pressure.

It's disproportionate - there are far too many bedrooms for the living space. The eating area is poky. .

HokeyMan's nailed it: footballers' wives vibes!

Wonder if previous owners have sold off part of garden? There's a house very near.

@whoopwhoop21 at least it comes complete with grey walls!

We're buying a 1930s house with those files, breakfast. The whole roof is about 20 years past its expected lifespan and desperately needs replacing. Those tiny tiles are so sweet, but like that porch, are falling apart and sit like a load of wonky teeth.

Tiles. Bloody stupid phone.

Ugh at the dangly hearts / fake flowers / knick-knackery. And that pokey front porch looks like it leaks.

If the roof needs doing that’ll be blooming expensive for someone...

It is lovely but looks a bit 'trying too hard' for my liking.
It wouldn't be for me with the kitchen/diner/reception room (or whatever they choose to call it) all running into one.
I like a separate kitchen.

I want that bee cushion!

(Northerner)

I’m oop north of course! Would prefer not to be too specific, not to mention the fact that many people don’t seem to think there are any nice areas in the north!