Agent describes this as quirky......what words would you use?

[Rattysparklebum]

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-67644806.html

So bad I had to say it twice apparently

I think it's rather sweet

Imagine trying to fit your corner sofa in there! PIVOT!

A mess.

Claustrophobic
Hobbity
Depressing
Like you should swig from bottle labelled 'drink me' before entering

When I was a student one year I was in a flat where the kitchen was at the bottom of a staircase like that. It worked quite well, you could use the stairs as an extra work surface when you were cooking. But that was probably because we were 20 and lousy cooks anyway.

I think it looks like a home made for the little people...elves and faerie folk
any human who moved in would probably incur their wrath and find themselves beset with all manner of problems
I wouldnt risk it

Crazy. Wouldn't want to buy it but would happily spend the night there. Could make a great airbnb or holiday let.

I'd describe it as a shop

I like it!

But couldn't live in it.

As pp said it'd be a good Air B&B.

Cute.
Unliveable.

The shape can work.
I'd buy it for a holiday home.

www.kentandsussexcottages.co.uk/coastal-sussex/hastings-and-st-leonards-cottages/rh1088-the-piece-of-cheese

Where would you put the settee?? The only obvious place for a TV is next/above the fire place but it would be a push to put a 2 seater settee opposite as you'd be blocking the stairs.

I'd describe it as a 'mouse-swinger' (ie not big enough to swing a cat!). It was clearly added where there really wasn't enough space for someone wanting an extra few quid! What an awkward space!

I would have loved it when I was single and needed to be close to the station for my commute.

Tiny
Shit
Ackward
No privacy
Expensive on a £/sa foot basis

Agent speak: Bespoke add-on

Bespoke would be a word you'd be using a lot as you shell out for bespoke shelves, furniture, sofa ... To fit the bloody angles.

I'd describe it as dead-space for sale. All those angles make a lot of the actual footage unusable, unless you build expensive and creative custom storage

unusual, I quite like it but it's impractical , but it's a bargain for the area

Prismatic?

I peronsally would say "How fucking much ?!?"

I'd describe that as a What the Hell were you Thinking?

Holiday home/ let.

weird! love a big entrance hallway though!

That's not an entrance hallway, it's the living room!