Agent describes this as quirky......what words would you use?

[Rattysparklebum]

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-67644806.html

I'd describe it as MASSIVELY overpriced, myself.

It is quirky, it also looks as though it used to be a shop.

It is cute but you can get this for only £5k more

Was it built like that or has someone greedily split one property into two?

From google earth it's one property. It fills a triangular gap between the house next door and a footpath.

With TLC it could be nice actually. No worse than a one bed flat really only freehold and with only one joined neighbour.

A headache.

This property looks like it just shouldn't exist.

I came here to say 'triangular' but I see someone beat me to it!

Hideous is another potential suitable adjective.

Photo 9 shows it is definitely a triangle.

Bizarre

Well that is the weirdest little wedge-shaped kitchen I've ever seen!

Bijou

Built on someone's tiny garden. Might be worth checking historical maps to see what used to be there!

Built on someone's tiny garden. Might be worth checking historical maps to see what used to be there!

Erm I'd offer not flipping legal - when we had our extension done we had to have 2 solid doors between the toilet and kitchen.
This has a one door barrier.
How would that even pass survey?

To be fair it's very cheap. And that's because it's small and awkward.

I think that's how I'd describe it,,small, cheap and awkward. Awkward to furnish, awkward to live in, awkward to market, awkward to sell.

Estate agents are keen on the phrase "deceptively spacious"
This is the opposite.
It's a Tardis in reverse. Smaller on the inside than the outside

How would that even pass survey

It depends when it was built in regards to what regulations it needs to comply with,,,,I suspect it would pass.

Yup. Quirky - would need quirky furniture too.

The bathroom is in the basement?which means if you need in the night you have to go from the top of the house, down past the living room on the first floor and down into the basement? Then cook in the basement and take it upstairs to the living room?

Yup awkward,,,,

Massive fuck up.

A cooker right at the bottom end of a staircase?

All I can think of looking at that, is house-fire.

Not a good area of Hastings...poor location, impossible to sell, doesn't look safe or practical, overpriced. Nope.

It looks like a Mr Man house, Mr Triangle's house or even Little Miss Triangle.

It's certainly unusual.

Tiny
Overpriced
Ridiculous

Would be lovely for a single person if the area was also lovely

Fucking awful

Fucking awful