My neck is hurting just looking at this property!

[EagleRay]

Just seen this for sale today.

Was a bit surprised at the price, but then saw the photo and the floorplan! Ideal if you don't like standing up or moving around much!

And how on earth do you get in and out of bed - you could jump but would probably hit your head on the ceiling

I lived in a tiny caravan when I was much younger and it was nowhere as claustrophobic as this

Soonish If I told you about my week you would say I was a liar

I live in a road that is unadopted by the council

We the wrinklies tidy up the jungle and the chavs takeaway boxes they cant eat

This week one antisocial alleged disabled with the walking stick badge but runs when not seen, complained because we gave his frontage the wrinkly special treatment

We had a van full of community pride jobs worths and a fire engine and a pcso in attendance

I could give you the detail but in a nutshell he waved his walking stick at us all . My nostrils only escaped the plunging by a quick backward step. Anyway he ended up with a police caution and a lady from derbyshire got a
notice for burning the rubbish in one of those metal bins with a chimney lid

She is deaf and didnt hear the jobsworth tell her if she didnt put out the fire she would be fined

It was very nearly anarchy , it must have cost ten times the cost of the council getting rid of the branches ect with the officials in attendance

I kid you not this country is a mad house run by even madder people