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Surrey - Home to Britian's Most Prestigious Professionals and Executives

303 replies

PST7777 · 19/07/2011 12:00

Surrey has everything a woman of a certain class could ask for. Surrey is home to the top private primary schools in Britain, beautiful golf and tennis clubs, riding facilities, forests, hills, superb shopping in towns like Guildford, Godalming and Dorking, haute cuisine dining in restaurants for every taste, quick and easy train access to the City, Holborn, Bloomsbury or Harley Street if DH is employed in finance, the bar, academia or medicine. Simply paradise. I couldn't imagine why any woman who has been blessed with bounty could want to reside anywhere else.

OP posts:
TheReturnoftheSmartArse · 21/07/2011 16:34

Was that at me or the OP, Pootles? 'Cos I ain't titled - there's just a lot of ponciness in my family, going waaaaaay back!

SybilBeddows · 21/07/2011 16:34

no, if they taught manners at her posh school it didn't take.

ShirleyKnot · 21/07/2011 16:35

I love this thread < > this much

The only thing missing from that last post from the OP was a

hahaha!

SURREY - It's BLOODY MARVELLOUS!

TheReturnoftheSmartArse · 21/07/2011 16:36

Come on, Malinois, dish the dirt. Tell us what you think about the person this might or might not be!!

And I find "riding in the stables" a little restrictive, myself. The poor horse can barely turn around. Grin

Jojocat · 21/07/2011 16:39

There aren't many quaint cafes in Dorking either and there are no private primaries.

malinois · 21/07/2011 16:42

smartarse:

I don't know who it might be. I suspect she might have decided on the mythical riding stables of Witley on the assumption that she would not be contradicted as it's a pretty obscure place. It is however between Haslemere and Godalming so I'm rather worried that this loon is a neighbour/acquaintance/archenemy. In which case I'm in big trouble and need to namechange fast as I am rather more, ermmm, distinctive than the average Stepford Surrey wife :)

TheReturnoftheSmartArse · 21/07/2011 16:43

Curiouser and curiouser. I wished I'd stayed in Surrey now - such fun!

MollieO · 21/07/2011 16:49

Based on the OP's definition I appear to be upper middle-class, however I out trump the OP as I live in a royal borough within a royal county. Grin

TheReturnoftheSmartArse · 21/07/2011 16:53

Yay! She'll be your new best friend now ...

Jojocat · 21/07/2011 16:54

Or should it be "yah" Smile

BadBagel · 21/07/2011 16:55

I live in SW Surrey but I am foreign so I have no class :o

TheReturnoftheSmartArse · 21/07/2011 16:56

Ha ha, Jojocat!

Snowgirl1 · 21/07/2011 17:23

PST777 is surely taking the PST. No-one could be such a pompous ass to post that comment genuinely...could they?

Pagwatch · 21/07/2011 17:28

You are all being mean. The op is painting an accurate picture of Surrey.
I only mumsnet in the drawing room and have a lovely woman from the village who helps me complete my posts by typing all the common words like serviette and primark and cunt wanker.
You are simply mocking her because you are jealous.

Riveninside · 21/07/2011 17:29

serviette is common?

Pagwatch · 21/07/2011 17:31

Yes. Riven. Very common.
We use napkins.
Me, the op and the fucking queen.

AuntieMonica · 21/07/2011 17:32

of course it is riven

everyone knows the correct terminology for the thing you wipe one's fois gras from one's chin is one's sleeve

Grin
Riveninside · 21/07/2011 17:34

well thats me misinformed. Back when I were a lass only the poncy posh people said 'serviette' cos it was all foreign. we said napkins on our council estate.
But then we was in hampshire which is not posh like Surrey. in Basingstoke...

you will all have to disinfect yoursleves now.

Pagwatch · 21/07/2011 17:34

Actually I would love to be a profanity maid.

Pagwatch · 21/07/2011 17:35

Basingstoke?

BadBagel · 21/07/2011 17:40

I prefer Basingstoke over Guildford for shopping

Pagwatch · 21/07/2011 17:43

"I prefer basingstoke over Guildford for shopping"

Riveninside · 21/07/2011 17:43

you have touched my hand and kissed me n everyfink. Soon the Basingstoke-ness will take root until you think hoop earings and a shell suit are just the best thing dahlink Grin

culturemulcher · 21/07/2011 17:45

Pagwatch arf Grin

I'm going to be laughing at all night. Or am I on the wrong muff? Blush

BadBagel · 21/07/2011 17:46

:o
as I said I have no class but do say 'Yah'

The hill in Guidlford high street is a killer if you have to carry your own shopping bags