So what's the polite way of saying that your DS has been kicked in the willy?

[HerBeatitude]

Testicles? Gonads? Genitals?

Am writing a letter of complaint as apparantly the response to this assault was a shrug and the school are supposed to be taking shit behaviour seriously. But I'm a bit perplexed as to how to phrase it!

between his legs? do you need to be specific?

groin?

Genitalia / genitals- technically correct as well as being formal.

Or if you want to be less formal - crutch.

Groin.

"kicked in the privates" is the acceptable term in my mannor.

But I'm not sure if I would use that phrase in a letter. Groin?

And it's crotch, not crutch (unless, of course he had a leg injury too!)

Oops, manor!

Hmmm. Think I might go with genitals. Like the formality aspect.

Groin or crotch.

Groin, crotch and genitals all okay. Proper terms sound better than Hyacinth Bucket-ish namby pamby-isms like 'privates' (urggh)

Kicked in the genitals.

I hope he's OK

Actually BigTillyMint it is either crutch or crotch

I've never heard crutch.
I would say 'Kicked in the genitals'.

Loins.

(Am thinking of that Porridge episode where Fletch explains to godber what it means. More seriously, i'd say groin - good luck)