They just had a little bit on Woman's Hour at a primary school nativity rehearsal...

[WendyWeber]

...listen again if you get the chance, it's brilliant

"I was a King in Reception"
"what did you bring?"
"oh, just boxes"

"I was a camel seller"
"what did you have to do?"
"sell camels"

And some singing, which made me well up

(Now they are having an intense discussion about whether we have become Christmasphobic but I've missed most of it through writing this )

[Lilymaid]

Obviously not the primary school that has performed its nativity in French