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Swearing in year 3 reading book

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babyin2020 · 04/11/2020 17:58

My 7 year old in year 3 came home today with a new book for reading at home he opened the book and handed it to me. The first line of the book opens with swearing. Do you think this is appropriate?

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Pieceofpurplesky · 04/11/2020 20:02

I may not sleep tonight not knowing this

Namechangearoo · 04/11/2020 20:03

@Couchbettato

I'm fuming that I've just read 5 pages and still no response.
Me too!
soundsystem · 04/11/2020 20:03

'Not the magic fucking key again, you little bastards' cried Mum

GrinGrinGrinGrin

SummerHouse · 04/11/2020 20:04

I think the OP has been offended by the horrific and prolific swearing on this thread. You should all be disgusted with yourselves. You pricksticks.

MiddleClassProblem · 04/11/2020 20:04

The Wank in the Willows?

merryhouse · 04/11/2020 20:04

NB blasphemy is a subset of swearing.

It's fairly widely accepted now, but it's swearing just as much as bloody and pissing are.

CaptainMyCaptain · 04/11/2020 20:09

I think bloody was originally blasphemy (by Our Lady) but pissing is just coarse language rather than swearing/cursing.

CaptainMyCaptain · 04/11/2020 20:09

Actually, I'm just hanging about to find out what the word was

merryhouse · 04/11/2020 20:19

Yeah, I've heard that By Our Lady theory, and it makes no sense.

By Our Lady is an exclamation - Good God! By Jove! Sacre mille petit cochons!

Bloody is an adjective.

An exasperated mediaeval conversationalist would simply not have said "By Our Lady Hell! I stubbed my toe on the by-our-lady cobbles!"

Etinox · 04/11/2020 20:20

@isitxmasalready

Guessing it's Kestrel for a Knave?? It's a brilliant book and the swearing isn't too bad at all.
For a 7year old? That would be so upsetting. I can barely think about it now, 40 years on.
ErrolTheDragon · 04/11/2020 20:22

The very first book DD ever brought home from school included hermaphrodite sex.

The Life Cycle of the Snail

kursaalflyer · 04/11/2020 20:24

Ooh dd1 had a sweary book in year 3, had 'bloody' on loads of pages, including the first. Donald Western or similar was the author. Wonder if it's the same one.

CaptainMyCaptain · 04/11/2020 20:26

@merryhouse

Yeah, I've heard that By Our Lady theory, and it makes no sense.

By Our Lady is an exclamation - Good God! By Jove! Sacre mille petit cochons!

Bloody is an adjective.

An exasperated mediaeval conversationalist would simply not have said "By Our Lady Hell! I stubbed my toe on the by-our-lady cobbles!"

Makes as much sense as 'sexual intercourse hell! I've stubbed my sexual intercourse toe ... Etc.'
slipperywhensparticus · 04/11/2020 20:29

No reveal?

Pollynextdoor · 04/11/2020 20:30

I encourage my children to swear. Sometimes it’s appropriate, you just need to know the time and the place for it. Swear and slam doors when you are angry. Very important!!

kursaalflyer · 04/11/2020 20:34

I've remembered dd1's year 3 sweary book, Robert Westall's Kingdom by the Sea. Just looked him up - apparently has a reputation for swear words in his children's books. Avoid if sensitive!

BIWI · 04/11/2020 20:37

Was it 'gosh darn it'?

MashedSweetSpud · 04/11/2020 20:43

Dickon from The Secret Garden?

GravityFalls · 04/11/2020 20:44

Oh yes - reading The Machine Gunners with year 8 I learned to wrangle it so I, not a student, was reading aloud the part where he shouts “get the bastards! Kill the bastards!” at the RAF planes tailing a Messerschmitt.

cardswapping · 04/11/2020 20:46

Is this book by any chance?

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Swearing in year 3 reading book
chilledteacher · 04/11/2020 20:48


Was it this one OP?

CaraDuneRedux · 04/11/2020 20:52

@GravityFalls

Oh yes - reading The Machine Gunners with year 8 I learned to wrangle it so I, not a student, was reading aloud the part where he shouts “get the bastards! Kill the bastards!” at the RAF planes tailing a Messerschmitt.
Grin

RAF fighter pilot delivering lecture on "what it was like in the Battle of Britain" to a girls' 6th form:

Pilot: "So I was on the tail of the Fokkers..."

Teacher (interrupting): "What you need to realise, girls, is that a Fokker is a type of German plane."

Pilot: "Yes, but those fokkers were Messerschmitts."

S111n20 · 04/11/2020 20:56

Well.......

Alternista · 04/11/2020 21:01

Ok, the US election is now second place in “things I need answered”.

COME ON OP!!!

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