'Milly - please don't play hopscotch on the tomb of King Henry VIII...'

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were the words that came out of my mouth today on a school trip to Windsor Castle!

I have been chuckling all day about it!

Any other gems out there?

I stopped naming groups when I heard myself saying "will the giraffes please wash their hands"

I can't see anything wrong with jumping all over Henry VIII's grave myself!

Overheard my mum say to my two year old, wash your hands before dinner so you don't get poorly.
Ds replied 'ooh you don't want that' in a school maam voice which nearly made me pee myself laughing!

DD had a two year old tantrum in M&S once. It was a very loud tantrum that involved her repeatedly screaming "But I want Guacomole and smoked salmon".

DD1 today while upstairs in the bedroom she shares with her younger sister, while I clean and tidy up up there says;
DD1 - 'Mummy, are you okay?'
Me - 'Yes darling, why?'
DD1 - 'Because you never clean up up here!'
Me -