the twins decided today

[starshaker]

That strawberries and cream were over rated and kicked them out of me. Not very nice of them. Must remember to punish them when they arrive. No wonder we embarrass our children, its just us getting even with them for what they put us through when we are pregnat

Oh dear! I bet that was messy. My boy is planning his escape through my ribs. I have reminded him he does not have planning permission and down is where the department lounge is.

I was considering getting an eviction order but i hear they can take a while

Ha ha love it!

This one of mine seems to have football fever and apparantly my bladder is the ball!

Thank God I've been doing my pelvic floor excercises!

Mine has decided my tummy is a big dipper and has ridden it constantly today! Bleee...

Today they decided i really really need curry with yummy garlic nan bread. Who am i to disagree mmmmm

Oh no Starshaker - don't say the 'G-word' - bleugh..........