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wilbur · 13/07/2005 19:13

For all you pregnant and post-natal ladies who are feeling a little sluggish in the bowel department, I have the solution.

  1. Purchase a large punnet of fresh apricots, telling yourself you're going to make a tart.

  2. Forget about the tart and eat the whole punnet (sharing some with dd) over the course of an afternoon.

  3. Get up in the night 4 times to, ahem, evacuate.

  4. Wonder just HOW much fibre those apricots have in them.

  5. Get up a fifth time to change dd's nappy for the first time since she was a tiny baby.

  6. Wake up (finally) feeling light as a feather.

Plus there was none of the scary wind that seems to accompany eating dried apricots.

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Redhelen · 13/07/2005 19:19

Lovely! But could do without the getting up in the night!

jampots · 13/07/2005 19:20

hmmmm may try this! agree dried apricots can isolate you from all your friends

wilbur · 13/07/2005 19:33

Maybe if you ate them first thing in the morning, redhelen, you would be done before you went to bed!

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