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Ok, so who is the dodgiest person you had one of THOSE dreams about when pg?

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wasabipeanut · 06/01/2010 12:00

I had a very racy dream last night about a member of the shadow cabinet - I can't even bring myself to tell you which one. I am 36 weeks pg and clearly going slightly mad.

Just wanted to share and make sure I am not alone. When I was pg with DS I had raunchy dreams abouy sexy people like David Tennant. Now I have them about Tory MP's.

I feel slightly ill just thinking about it. Make me feel better by telling me who you have had pervy dreams about!

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FoxyRevenger · 06/01/2010 12:18

wasabipeanut, clearly you are going to have to spill the (Tory) beans!!

So far I have only had dreams about....my husband!!!

littleomar · 06/01/2010 12:29

hugh fearnley-whittingstall

heth1980 · 06/01/2010 12:52

james may. i blame dh for making me sit through top gear.

VanillaIce · 06/01/2010 14:26

The Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard! Repeatedly! This man is haunting my dreams. In a rather nice way as it happens....

acatcalledfidget · 06/01/2010 14:38

my best friends DAD!!!!!!!! eek...shudder

Paolosgirl · 06/01/2010 14:42

Gordon Ramsey sweeping all the plates off a table and having his wicked way with me - eeuuuwwwwwwwwwww

BelleDameSansMerci · 06/01/2010 14:44

Jeremy Paxman My DD is 2.4 and I'm still not really over this one...

LadyPeterWimsey · 06/01/2010 14:45

Jeremy Clarkson - and I wasn't even pregnant ...

I woke up and found myself shuddering - and not with passion.

muddler · 06/01/2010 16:50

Gordon Ramsey - 3 times. I find him vile in every way in real life...

Poledra · 06/01/2010 16:53

A very good female friend. Have never admitted that to anyone before!

Actually, I don't mean that she's dodgy (she's a very attractive woman) but it's not the sort of thing I wanted to think about the next time I saw her.....

Stroplet · 06/01/2010 17:02

With DS, David Beckham - one word - wow! I was smiling for days afterwards. This time round, 50 Cent. Very very dirty. Not sure if either of those is dodgy though.

fernie3 · 06/01/2010 17:11

Im sad now I NEVER have these dreams! where do I get them!

mistletoekisses · 06/01/2010 17:12

I had them about my boss. Lovely guy - but totally do not want to think about him in that light. Had a 2 hour meeting the day after and I couldnt look him straight in the eye.

TheSugarPlumFairy · 06/01/2010 17:31

i posted about this on another thread but - Boris Johnson.

The really weird thing is I don't fancy Boris in the slightest but in my dream the sex was seriously hot!

Then i made the stupid mistake of telling my husband about it. Now every time Boris is on the TV DH cant resist making what he thinks are funny comments about my lover.

blametheparents · 06/01/2010 17:33

Nick Knowles, that presenter from DIY SOS

Intergalactic · 06/01/2010 17:40

Bruno Tonioni (sp?) from Strictly. He was filthy!

I also once had a dream about Kevin McCloud - he was wearing eyeliner. Very strange. Can't remember if I was pg or not at the time.

wasabipeanut · 06/01/2010 19:15

Ha ha - these have made me feel a bit better. I had one about James May once - he was pretty good.

I'm still feeling too embarassed about Tory Boy to 'fess up.

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Stroplet · 06/01/2010 19:28

Ah go on, spill!

wasabipeanut · 06/01/2010 19:34

George Osborne.

I know, I know, I'm a freak.

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TheSugarPlumFairy · 06/01/2010 19:41

you win! lol

wasabipeanut · 06/01/2010 19:44

Sugarplum, if I'd told my DH he would have had me sectioned I think. Some things are best left unsaid!

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MummyElk · 06/01/2010 22:12

Justin Fletcher
i mean it was practically Mr Tumble...
it's not right is it

victoriascrumptious · 06/01/2010 22:37

OMG i've had a dream about Justin
He was hot

BabyGiraffes · 06/01/2010 22:51

Haven't had any of those dreams with my second pregnancy and feel really cheated!! Probably too knackered after running after dd all day and brain and myself sleep like a log....

KarinG · 07/01/2010 10:14

Ha ha, this has really made me laugh! I'm glad i'm not the only one having these crazy dreams. I've been having dreams about various celebs the past few nights - no-one too horrendous yet thankfully. When i was pregnant with my DD though i had a very rauncy dream about Nicky Clark (the celeb hairdresser). I can no barely write his name without feeling a bit ill about it.

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