Wooooooaaaa-oooh-oh - my bump is on FI-UHRRR!!!

[McSnail]

Sung to the tune of Kings of Leon 'My Sex is on Fire'

My bump is outrageously itchy. My stretch-marks appeared on the morning I went overdue, and now they're all red and angry. Ouch.

Anyone else got flaming hot stretch-marks? What are you using? Moisturisor doesn't seem to do much for me.

moisturiser

Obstetric cholestatsis? It is quite a serious condition, and warrants MW attention if you think that it could be.

Hi - it's not that as I had a blood test for it recently when my entire body was itching.

Nah - it's just bloody itchy stretching stomach skin. Driving me nuts.

good old baby oil? partner-massaged in

I'll give the baby oil a stab. May as well, eh?