I am 38+4 and throughout my pregnancy my hubby has asked all sorts of funny questions, or done strange things, the last one nearly made me cry with laughter;
"Is it safe to have your laptop near the baby"
Some of his other great ones have been;
"Should the cat be trying to sit on your belly, wont it hurt the baby!"
When i told him that i wasn't supposed to sleep on my back at night, he would wake me up to tell me that i was asleep on my back.
There must be some other hilarious comments out there that people have made.