I have just had a very stressful shop.
I tried on about a million bikinis in 3 different sizes ( to accomodate my huge, enormous boobs). Needed different size bottoms to tops.
Then I had to look at my stretch marks,unwaxwed bits, pasty skin, muffin top and squishy bum.
I was wearing my pink converse while trying everything on so that really added to the look . I couldn't be bothered to take them off aswell as everything else.
Anyway whilst paying at the tills I felt very dodgy and nearly fainted. Had to sit down with head in my lap.