Sex tips for pregnant ladies. . .TMI warning!

[sarah76]

Here's mine:

DON'T attempt to perform oral sex unless you're positive morning sickness is a distant memory.

DON'T suggest mutual masturbation as a substitute activity unless you're sure the sight/sound of his orgasm won't make you gag & retch.

Poor DH. He's getting very self-conscious.

Any other things you've learned along the way?

Spoons, you could have a bowl by the side of the bed!!!!!!!!!

ROFL Sarah76 and thanks for the tips!! Already been heard to tell DH "When I can brush my teeth without gagging, I might think about it..."

Don't fall out of bed and dislocate your ankle when having sex at seven months pregnant - the A&E staff will disbelieve you and think your DH is knocking you about, or alternatively believe you and take the piss out of you for the entire three hours you sit like a brood hen in a draughty cubicle while they discuss your predicament loudly at the nurses station

No more?