I think I might be pregnant.

[RachelCookeSize6]

I can barely breathe. I am so excited and pleased and scared.

I just want to talk non-stop about pregnancy and babies. And slings and car seats and baby-led weaning.

but first, before you tell us, you must write your article

and don't forget, you're the first woman EVER to have a baby

ooh how exciting! yes, do tell all

You're not a bloody size 6 though.

You're pregnant? How interesting, I went to the Yemen yesterday you know.

I hope to keep writing of course. Do you think it would be incredibly naff if my first article is about the epiphany I experienced on becoming pregnant?

I feel abundant with ideas.