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How to increase the chance of having a boy?

27 replies

ActiveC · 27/01/2009 22:22

I'd want rather a boy.

Any tips folk?

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onlywantsone · 27/01/2009 22:32

...PH of the fango I think has some thing to do with it all...

However stands aside I shall let some one who knows officially about this stuff help you.

girls are nice though...

ActiveC · 27/01/2009 22:43

Fango!

ILMAO!

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gigglewitch · 27/01/2009 22:45

oi! is this a duplicate thread

was our lovely advice not good enough for you last time?

BodyBagBastard · 27/01/2009 22:46

buy one on ebay

RiaParkinson · 27/01/2009 22:48

shag my dp

onlywantsone · 27/01/2009 22:48

whats wrong with fango what would you prefer me to call it, lol your preciousness?

ActiveC · 27/01/2009 22:50

not at all giggle!

Just thought it would be better here as ladies who already have a boy up their 'fango (still LMAO)' could tell me how it got there.

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onlywantsone · 27/01/2009 22:51

genuinely, pH -

male cromosonal sperms and girlie ones react differently and can tollerate certain levels of acid/alkaline in the fango and therefore have more or less chance of reaching the egg...

I beleive you need alkaline. Don't quote me on it.

Shall have a look at some medical papers and get back to you tomorrow.

onlywantsone · 27/01/2009 22:51

well if you need to know how to get babies "up there" then love we have a LOT more work to go through...

ActiveC · 27/01/2009 22:51

I'm re readingmy posts. Oh how naieve I sound

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ActiveC · 27/01/2009 22:58

Onlywantsone,

Im cracking up at the last one! I envisioned quite something else with vampire teeth................... will leave it there.

(from scene of film, Annie) I think I'm gonna like it heeeeeeeeeeere!

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onlywantsone · 27/01/2009 23:01

welcome, this is Hotel California - arrive at any time but you can never leave LOL

So, tell me all, have you got any DC's (dear children) or are you TTC (trying to concieve) for the first time?

I'm Emily, I'm 21, I have one DD (darling daughter) and I am a student and shall try to find out accurate info in regards to hospitable fango conditions for male embryos for you

RiaParkinson · 27/01/2009 23:03
gigglewitch · 27/01/2009 23:05

omg AC

much more fun posting in duplicate anyway
aggravate twice as many people

oh dear, it does sound like back to basics though doesnt it....
well there is a mummy bee and a daddy bee

....specialcuddle...

.......and the daddy tadpole swims to meet the mummy egg

ActiveC · 27/01/2009 23:10

No DCs, am a childcare professional. 29yrs old and TTC.

Even thought i've forged a career in childcare, it all seems totaly new now that I want to be a mother myself.

I've already gotten some good advice, have to buy ovulation sticks tomorrow.

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ActiveC · 27/01/2009 23:11

Gigglewitch,

Go easy on me!

PLEASE!

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ilovemydogandMrObama · 27/01/2009 23:15

There was a book on this -- am dashing downstairs to find title...

gigglewitch · 27/01/2009 23:35

awww, sorry AC i hope you dont think i'm serious, i never pick a fight!! Sorry, bad joke. the clue is in the name (should change to BSOH actually)

gigglewitch · 27/01/2009 23:36

we also have a book, fwiw, it is hazel chesterman philips "how to choose the sex of your baby, the natural way"
hth
and will stop takin the piss now i promise

BoffinMum · 28/01/2009 07:58

Sleep with my DH?
His lot haven't had a girl for generations.
It's all in the sperm.

Newb · 28/01/2009 09:37

I heard that the boy swimmers are the faster ones, but die quicker, and the girl ones are slower but hang aroung longer (as it were.) So if you make sweet love closer to ovulation it's more likely that a boy one will win the race.....

BoffinMum · 28/01/2009 09:46

I tried the opposite - timing it so the little buggers would die off leaving the girlies. Also tried Chinese horoscope approach by selecting month and year most favourable to girl of the species. Sadly failed. Third (and last) boy.

RiaParkinson · 28/01/2009 10:47

boffin i tried it 3 times
5 boys!

BoffinMum · 28/01/2009 14:42

Ah well, boys always love their mums.

RiaParkinson · 28/01/2009 20:45

let's hope so Boffin!