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The smelliest farts in the world [grin]

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Cherrybaby · 30/12/2008 15:22

I begin with an apology; this is not a dinner-table topic

But my God, is anyone else suffering from the smelliest farts in the world????
I mean LETHAL smelly, where you can't even stand the smell yourself! And they just can go on and on for hours! Admittedly, I ate spinach for dinner, then moaned and groaned the whole night through.
Hubby slept soundly all the way through...or was he knocked unconcsious by those bombs I was dropping? ....
I'm usually not a farter at all, and cringe even when children do it in the classroom (im in teacher training at the mo)...so this is mortifying!

But also....quite hilariously funny.......... .....

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SheWillBeLoved · 30/12/2008 15:36

I had absoloutely horrendous farts when I was about 9 weeks - they even made me gag! Lasted a good 2 days, luckily it was on my days off - don't think people at the office would have been too impressed with that one!

The ones on boxing day were quite... special too but at least my christmas dinner excused those!

Scaredycat3000 · 31/12/2008 20:15

I have always had bad wind but I'm surprised I didn't give myself morning sickness since being pregnant. It was so bad I've finally returned to normal, which is not much better, but aleast no way near as stomch turningly smelly I did however realise fatty take aways made matters much worse.

Cherrybaby · 31/12/2008 20:22

LMAO....ok, so it's not just me then.. so glad to hear it ;)

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MKG · 31/12/2008 20:35

My husband keeps telling me to go to Iraq because I can be classed as a weapon of mass destruction

jen992 · 01/01/2009 21:33

OMG I could not stop laughing and crying when I read your post!!... almost wet myself!!
I too am suffering in that way (or should I re-phrase that and say 'my DH is suffering too'?!!)
Sheer toxic, horrific stinkers!!!
The joys of pregnancy!

ranirani · 01/01/2009 21:41

tell me about it.......
I am beyond getting embarassed now; just going with the flow I guess and taking my DH along with me

ComeWhineWithMe · 01/01/2009 21:42

Yes mine are very bad too and quite loud which is unlike me I am usually a SBD girl .

Cherrybaby · 02/01/2009 12:16

LMAO jen992.....just being honest aint we

comeWhinewithme...mine are escaping with sound now too! ...however much control I try to exert over them, they make some defient sound as they go!
DH is silently scandalised ....pmsl

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