Do you think if we tried really hard and pooled all the MN pregnant women's thought power we could.....

[storkycake]

....build a time machine or convert a car like in Back to the Future and get to the end of this feckin pregnancy!?

Or, if we did pool our brain power, are we likely to end up with the capacity of a drunk newt!?!

I go for the Drunk Newt scenario... LOVING that mental picture... tee hee...

Anyone for a chocolate digestive? XXX

LOL

How long have you got to go (or have I asked one of THOSE questions that every pregnant woman hates)

9 weeks! with no.4 (I've sooooo been here and done it lol)

I highly suspect we would start off rather determined, gathering the right tools for the job etc, but it would soon descend into numerous toilet trips and general discussion as to whether Michael J Fox was the subject of your shameful crush in your yoof

I don't mind the question Mme, it's the look of shock when you tell them how long and they go "reeeeaaaalllllly?" whilst staring at your rotund belly.

lets aim higher and try to land at the end of labour rather than end of pregnancy .

oh look! there i am. drinking champagne and cuddling a tiny sleeping newborn.

I am the same as you storky - 9 weeks to go (no3 for me). It's never ending isn't it? Gentle a bit uncomfortable now.

Oooh I can almost taste those bubbles and smell that new born baby!

Getting

i can't even concentrate on walking across a room right this minute never mind wield a wrench.

surely the plutonium wouldn't be good for the babies anyway?

by the way......... OW OW OW OW OW OW OW.... can we construct soem sort of device for levering babies feet out of my ribcage?!

all my brain power is being expended on being Exceedingly Grumpy at the moment I'm afraid
i don't have any left for anything else right now

and if dh says 'do you think you're bigger than last time' one more time i shall cry

Yes lets make one so I can get to the end of my pregnancy.

PMSL Kay, if you have a long sleep you will be! You're due in 2 days

It's so unfair. I don't remember being this grumpy with the other 3. I remember going to House of Fraser to shop n lunch wearing Gina heels and having everyone say how fabulous I looked.

Feck it I'm building a time machine that takes me back to those days, chilled Chardonnay whilst I admired my teeny tiny baby clothes purchases and latest Chanel perfume acquisition