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If babies came with an instruction manual...what would it say?

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girlylala0807 · 30/09/2008 10:32

Ive just been thinking really...

Im 12+1, dnt get my scan till next week (grrrr)and I have been getting lots and lots...and lots of pregnancy advice, yet no one is so keen to tell me what to do when this child is born!!!

Just a curious question...

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Flower3554 · 30/09/2008 11:20

Do not jiggle when full

theirmum · 30/09/2008 11:24

lol Anarcy I love that brilliant

hughjarssss · 30/09/2008 11:28

Second one worked for me hectate

babyinbelly · 30/09/2008 13:18

I will cry!

FAQ · 30/09/2008 13:19

"open with caution"

EffiePerine · 30/09/2008 13:19

do not drop (much)

jeanjeannie · 30/09/2008 13:32

Will not need as much sleep as you think
May contain puke
Do not tumble dry

Jennyisjustknackered · 30/09/2008 13:41

Just when you think, 'I've cracked this', baby will seek to prove you wrong.

FruitynNutty · 30/09/2008 13:43

It would tell you where the "off" switch is. I couldn't find it anywhere

babyignoramus · 30/09/2008 13:57

This way up.

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