I'm not at all pregnant

[Rhubarb]

Which is good, for me.

Congrats. When aren't you due?

Never!

For gods sake Rhubarb Im getting sick of you pointless threads today. Why dont you go and get a life instead of annoying people who use this site for 'real' issues.

Congrats Rhubs. Lets start a thread asking for name sugesstions for your non baby!

How about carrott or radish?

or at least N'custard.

Oooh, who got her goat?

Fuck off annoyedwithidiots and post under your own name. Coward.

I wonder what your non-contractions will be like - planning on a natural non-birth Rhubarb?

lol rhub