No, those aren't sausages, they're my farking fingers

[MamaG]

DS is TWO and I still can't wear my engagement ring....deep breaths now....think of the lovely bundle at the end of it all...

DD is 9 nextr month and I can't wear MY engagement ring

Oooh - think positive...an excuse for some new blingage???

Well i have been dropping HEAVY hints about an eternity ring

Well ask him if he could imagine squeezing a melon out of his penis and when he recoils in horror, say well that's similar to what I've done with DD and will be doing with this one, then drop suitably annotated ring catalogue on his lap and say with a sigh, a tad motivation is what is required for me here

I think I'd just get the look!

you know what bothers me about not being able to fit into my rings?

the fact that evil bitches keep saying things like "aren't you a bit young to be pregnant?"