ooh ooh ooh oooh oooh ooh ooh oooh OUCH

[FrannyandZooey]

this baby is doing something APPALLING with its - hands? - down in my (rather fucked) pelvis

oooh oooh OUCH
I am wincing and grabbing the sofa

come out you little bugger darling

oh it's my due date, I may have mentioned this once or twice today

towels, hot water?
the other thing i remember was his turning his head from side to side in my pelvis
that was great, that
started doing it as i was walking down the street, so i had to stop and lean against a wall, breathing heavily for a couple of minutes
i opened my eyes to see a very concerned-looking nigerian traffic warden watching me discreetly from behind a van....poor guy

LTH I was FOUR WEEKS PG when I found out and blurted it out on here
I have been pregnant FOREVER AND EVER

oh yes that sounds possible
maybe it's the head turning
that sounds about the right level of excrutiating really uncomfortable grinding

nah....i'd had an epidural, and the obstetrician pushed his arm back up....didn't feel a thing, promise.

I don't know hatrick
on either count
I had better go and do leaning hadn't I

'pushed his arm back up'

oooh yes maybe hes getting his head ready to launch so to speak!

honestly - it wasn't as brutal as it sounds

God, tahts madcrazymental then.

Hatrick has been PG forever in my head, but you've been PG for 5 minutes.

How can that be?

I bet you love me saying that....I rememebr how bloody annoying it was when it was siad to me.
I hope the labour is super speedy and (relatively) pain free.

I think that cancels out the quick PG insult[groin]

oh a bath always fixed this when DD did it. She seemed to hate the bath and would roll away from the water

DS didnt really do that much at all. He causes me far more discomfort 3 years after his birth than he ever did in utero. I'm sure folk think I'm a battered wife.

Franny - sorry but

'in my (rather fucked) pelvis '

yep that would be right

nope sadly

well yes - if you call eating half a m and s large banofee pie 'otherwise engaged' and feeling sick now

reaches for gaviscon!

anything happening, F&Z?

oooooo

pain warranting a go on the birth ball....

on someone's due date.....

ooooo-er!

Sounds exciting!

And painful

Hatrick, I felt exactly teh same re no4 taking it's toll on my body. I felt like it ages me 20 years.

Funnily enough I have a RL friend who has 3 weeks to go with her 4th and she says the same too.

IME, it means you're going to get a really calm contented baby. Ds4 was.....although he's not an especially easy toddler it has to be said

Any news on franny?
I hope things start to happen soon if it was a false start last night.

xx

nothing to report
a wiggle on the birth ball sorted out the (possible) hand in fanjo situation and there is absolutely nothing happening this morning

sorry ladies

I can't imagine having no 4
this is no 2 and I am 36 and I am just OLD and KNACKERED and OLD and FALLING APART
respect to you multigravidas

another day another....?
any movement on the baby front franny?

nah
nuffink
am going to have world's first internal child I think
it will not actually BE born, I shall raise it within my womb for the rest of my life
am fretting about how it will manage to have viola lessons though

maybe switch to the piccolo instead
you could pop one up there no problem

good luck to all you v.pregnant ladies

hope none of you have to moan on and on for 2 weeks on here like I did

could grate on the old internal organs the old picolo

but hey look on the bright side - wouldn't have to wax your bow